in the Vogon ship
i gaze on my home planet
before its demise.
it's a blue marble
shrouded with marshmallow fluff
and crawling with ants.
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
the Earth in my sights,
ready for demolition -
any last haiku?
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
12503- Marie Fjordholm and
12369- tamarama - you've got MALE!
@8530-but no one loves ME*
----*nude plunge!
by Miss Everything
frantically, i push
the switch over and over.
what's that clicking sound?
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
Horse power like a train
culminating to push out
last of the Kling-ons.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
It finally comes.
Unexpected; still, I'm thankful
Where is my TP?!!
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
should the earth be spared?
with my finger on the switch,
I think of cheez whiz
by scott of captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
wristled slurgemonkey,
goadled in thy bluggerwort -
i slook with plegma.
by scott of abducted by Vogons
a new aversion
windows critical update
ah.... newer version
by ash
Avalanche of work
Do your own frikkin' typing
Lazy Boss's wife.
by Primordial Slime
under the ocean
is the agreement "squid pro quo"
when molluscs shell out
by ash
quest denied again
Green Monster crucifixion
Ruth you cocksucker
by BoB
where's my pencil, quick
gotta write down these rare gems
damn,let go of pants
by bruce
goth is so boring.
Hell is just another place
how bad could it be?
by scott of hh
love is life is death
i saw it in a movie.
bwick sure had it right.
by scott of hh
go to Hell right now
feel the fire & the coals
devil's weenie roast
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the sweet kiss of death
how close it is all the time
lipstick shade of RED
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i hate damn mullets
freaky rat-tails gotta go
the barber is blind
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
in my Vogon mode
i say, "Frettled Gruntbuggly,
I'll gnop your wee-wee."
by scott of hh
romeo is dead
he messed with me, now he's gone
spank me, juliet!
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
squee has a teddy
his name is "shmee", can you hear?
he says to "kill" things
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the message is clear
not found, not found- you are lost
error 404
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
between you and i
and him and her and that thing
is a Twister mat.
by scott of hh
the difference between
you and me is that i'm not
you and you're not me
by Tor Gunston of www.tor.to
there's no "I" in "team",
but there is a "u" in "us",
and also in "squid".
by scott of hh
Oh joy oh rapture
Exhileration as I
go home after work...
by Primordial Slime
Window Washing Man
Why do you wash those windows?
It's a waste of time
by Fuzzy
looking at windows
i'd rather have perl than gates
in my own heaven
by ash
Excel is calling
but the wonders of the Web
are drowning it out.
by Primordial Slime
Green blobs of mucus
I dodge on the road as I
make my way to work
Cape Town is the town
of spitters. May I suggest
some Kleenex instead?
by Primordial Slime
Sloth-like and ultra
tempremental, my PC
needs replacing, quick.
by Primordial Slime
Like Linda Blair you
make me want to projectile
vom. Johan, get lost.
by Primordial slime of Cape Town
i beg to differ
the differences between us
mean you are not me
i mean me not i
pretentious pseudosyntax
is still incorrect
by ash
S & W
between us or we poets
grammar is a crock
by mellie
between you and me,
i have to tell you that it's
"between you and i".
by Strunk and White
between us poets
grammar's a tricky old thing
what happened down south?
by mellie
between you and me
there remains a conjunction
but not between us
by ash
With blood on my hands
and tears soiled in the sheets
I cry tears ov joy
by Kidcarcass of Defunct County
it's true that i suck
but i don't suck grandma's cock
preferring marrow
by ash
good august thirteenth
someone came through sometime back
grandma have some cake
by bruce
for your birthday, mel,
i will refrain from asking
"what's happening south?"
happy birthday.
by scott of heartbreak hotel
Happy birthday mel
Happy birthday to mellie
Happy birthday me
by mellie
Haiku is violence
I fight with my corny lines
Where is grandmas cock?
by ash_sucks
Vogon-like, I will
torture you with wretched verse:
"Frettled Gruntbuggly..."
by scott of heartbreak hotel
the confidence of
taking defeat, means to meet-
more meaningful love.
by secret lover of to Marie Fjordholm
the muscles in her face
are emotions, gymnastaste
torso's strength, beauty.
by secret lover of to Marie Fjordholm
the muscles in her face
are emotions, gymnastaste
torso's strength, beauty.
by secret lover of to Marie Fjordholm
Marie Fjordholm- had heard a great call
Marie Fjordholm- went right on up to the fall
Marie Fjordholm, I saw she had all!
by secret lover
improving Janis like
put in the ability
knock out no haikus
by boo
