Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
a better deceit
but that still isn't me too
where's the poetry?
but that still isn't me too
where's the poetry?
by
nice try, loser, but
all fans know that i never
capitalize i.
all fans know that i never
capitalize i.
by
I am not the fake.
You are the fake. I ain't the
fake. You are the fake.
You are the fake. I ain't the
fake. You are the fake.
by
your imitation
is so transparently fake
they know it's not me
is so transparently fake
they know it's not me
by
you need to improve
repetition isn't smart
hit that button once
if you want to play
you need to be much more fun
so farewell, loser
repetition isn't smart
hit that button once
if you want to play
you need to be much more fun
so farewell, loser
by
Why do you flood the
list of haiku, impostor? I
ain't illiterate.
list of haiku, impostor? I
ain't illiterate.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
you misinterpret
i imply "might" and not "can"
is my name so great?
i imply "might" and not "can"
is my name so great?
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
You said, "you may use
my title". I have earned the right
of being called ash!
my title". I have earned the right
of being called ash!
by
sad doppelganger
though you may use my title
you lack my humour
though you may use my title
you lack my humour
by
I did too write it,
for if I didn't write it,
it wasn't written!
for if I didn't write it,
it wasn't written!
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