If you want to write
bad haiku don't come in here.
It went up in flames

I don't like ash
Nor is scotty good with snakes
But I don't pretend!

did i write these lines
or were they really written
by an imposter?

flaming idiots
i get sick of wasting time
flaming idiots

could k be moxy?
such psychopathology
echoes eerily

oh, let's laugh it off
i've never posted as ash
k's the ash-spoofer

she's very disturbed.
this is part of her treatment:
radical meanness.

you don't steal my name
you hide my identity
that is the complaint

if i want to bitch
you need to know it is me
so you can respond

...it's not fair, scott boy
it's nothing to laugh about
..give the man his name

put on asbestos
the napalm is on the way
i know where you live

someone stole my name!
waaa!!!! i am the only ash!
put on a dress, bitch

everyone here knows
that you are my whipping boy
kneel before your GOD

grabbing my handle
is that homosexual
if i'm someone else?

unless you're a girl
in which case you're a wanker
and you said you weren't

so i am confused
but to my greatest relief
not as much as you

excellent syntax
some stimulating content
then you can be me

but it makes me think
if you don't want to be you
go for therapy

a better deceit
but that still isn't me too
where's the poetry?

nice try, loser, but
all fans know that i never
capitalize i.

I am not the fake.
You are the fake. I ain't the
fake. You are the fake.

your imitation
is so transparently fake
they know it's not me

you need to improve
repetition isn't smart
hit that button once

if you want to play
you need to be much more fun
so farewell, loser

Why do you flood the
list of haiku, impostor? I
ain't illiterate.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

you misinterpret
i imply "might" and not "can"
is my name so great?

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

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you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.