Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
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29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...

so much anger here
.too much animosity
....likewise enmity
Haiku # 12946 ↗ August 20, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by ronin@

....put your open lips
so gently on my oysters
...savouring my sauce
Haiku # 12945 ↗ August 20, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by ronin@suckingawayanimperialfishsoupinsuperiorsauce

....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
Haiku # 12944 ↗ August 20, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by ronin@8)

....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
Haiku # 12943 ↗ August 20, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by ronin@8)
all the wankers here
jacking off to their own words
please raise your left hand
Haiku # 12942 ↗ August 20, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by scott of stating the obvious
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12941 ↗ August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12940 ↗ August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
the bacon is mad
don't bore me with your lameness
time for the slaughter?...
Haiku # 12939 ↗ August 20, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of inside the smokehouse
Don't make the mistake,
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
Haiku # 12938 ↗ August 20, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Napol
piggy, go away
don't come back another day
a lame piece of pork
Haiku # 12937 ↗ August 20, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of at the smokehouse
What the hell is this?
A gathering place for queers?
Smells like ass on fire
Haiku # 12936 ↗ August 20, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Napol
Gash, muff, hatchet wound.
Bearded clam, tuna town, twat.
Snatch box, lips of life.
Haiku # 12935 ↗ August 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Napol of Nazi Trough Commando
i have chased god away
the haikus can return now
order is restored
Haiku # 12934 ↗ August 20, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of standing on the altar
but we must fight here
because we love the haikus
go preach somewhere else
Haiku # 12933 ↗ August 20, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of outside the church
STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT FIGHTING
EMBRACE MY MESSAGE
Haiku # 12932 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by GOD of Heaven
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12931 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12930 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12929 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12928 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12927 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12926 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12925 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12924 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12923 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12922 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12921 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12920 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12919 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12918 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12917 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12916 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12915 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12914 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12913 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12912 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12911 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12910 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12909 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12908 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12907 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12906 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12905 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12904 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12903 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12902 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
i don't have the time
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
Haiku # 12901 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by scott of flamed-grilled homo meat
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12900 ↗ August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by ash
i don't have the time.
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book

the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good
Haiku # 12899 ↗ August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by scott, flame-grilled to perfection
i know what it means
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed
Haiku # 12898 ↗ August 20, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by ash
put 'er in reverse?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?
Haiku # 12897 ↗ August 20, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by grandma's cock of deep in scott's rectal cavity