Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...
...Anyone have a light?
by Dick Lover
 
			
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
by The Smoking Dick
 
			
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
by The Smoking Dick
 
			
i was a sinner
i was always posting bile
but halleluiah!
jesus came to me
and whooped me upside the head
(or was it elvis?)
and ever since then
my poison pen has run dry.
i love all you guys! 
by scott (praise the lard!)
 
			
Who are these two fools 
who write like they have great might?
I'll get you (two) next time...
by Dr. Claw
 
			
Truth is illusion
Because Muffet stirs confusion
Little Miss Delusion
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
Muffet must be far
For our fate to succeed.
So keep thy ass clean! (<---)
by Fellow Narrator
 
			
And we all sit dumb
ready for some bum to come
and ruin it soon (--->)
by Fellow Narrator
 
			
Me Devotchka,
It pains me to speak the truth,
The end is so close (--->)
by Fellow Narrator
 
			
Who you trust will fall
Under - it's a must, it's just, attest
Third eye seen it comin'
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
Ridiculo was evaded
But soon all this will be invaded
You shall see yourself spaded
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
Me devotchka,
Enough words, rippling rhyme,
action, yes! very good.
by Fellow Narrator
 
			
Bad headaches swirl
Woman says, stop the BS noise
Ear pollution hurts
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
Aye, me fellow lanky -
Thus we do whuat we do
Aihr is whuat was left
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
Here now devotchka!
Let me prick a hair off thy
Bloated head of air!
by Fellow Narrator
 
			
Flying wirlwinds cease
After the monster is appeased
Bursting in 3...2...1...
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
worst a sites, bust site.
Go to 12571 to get thru
repetitious slander
by boo
 
			
Storms of hail(ed) words
Eyes in calm before madness
Jettison finesse (YES!)
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
Yo yO Yo yO Yo
Ridiculo, far from home,
and from mind (phew).
by dr. claw
 
			
Bend over young one,
now push out with all your might.
Shit like a sprinkler.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX 
 
			
I met a new friend.
She hates smoking and drinking;
unless I do it.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX 
 
			
Free Beer B.L'Bomb?
I have three free dollar bills
for one of your beers!
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX 
 
			
Giant Scrotus!
Bowling balls in pillow sack.
My tea bag for you.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX 
 
			
low humidity
chilled westerly winter wind
a very dry mouth
by ash
 
			
..two swirling robins
hovering over the nest
...a fallen white egg
by ronin@iwonderwhatcouldbewrongwiththishaiku
 
			
.......ah mellie my girl
you're the only one who has 
......seen the royal light
by ronin@goingforapass
 
			
....fading fall sunlight
settling on my rusty lawn
...no cool chick to fuck
by ronin@signofthetimes
 
			
.....oiu oiu, or is it oui
comez vous les oysters yes
..tres tres con soy sauce
by ronin@feelinfrechy
 
			
.............altaelvis who
you sure he's not from graceland
............tehee tee tehee
by ronin@janisstopmessingwithmydialupnetworkingandservertypeconfigurationspls
 
			
.........AN ADDENDUM
........scott is kenneth e.
style's unmistakable...though
...........deteriorating
..................8)
by ronin@wherewasi
 
			
.......FINAL REVISIONS
........windy afternoon
.cool and soft yellow sunshine
....laundry sheets blowing
.....autumn leaves falling
in mirth they cover the ground
......yellow finch chirping
by ronin:and napoleonthepiggyisthesilentassasin
 
			
yes yes my cherry 
swollen succulently sweet
 so bon ape tit
by mellie
 
			
			
nature's factory
behold the splendid red worms
make compost, baby
by ash
 
			
			
			
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore 
 
			
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore 
 
			
I found a new job,
three free beers as well as a
new love with blonde hair
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
oiu, oiu, mon cherie!
you've been gone much too long from
zee gay post ofeez!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I almost got it
hell I don't parley the vous
but the bag is back
by mellie
 
			
seek mary my wee
terrible child its your know
how O joy in life
thank you the gay post
office paree big blue bag
is back (or something)
by helpful translation provided by altavista...
 
			
recherche mary
my wee enfant terrible
it's your savoir-faire
O joie de vivre
merci la poste gay paree
big blue bag is back
by mellie
 
			
Listen to music
Scratch my balls rhythmically
Dance, Ambience, Random
by Tony's Grandpa of Oh god that felt good! 
 
			
nothing but echoes -
why am i compelled to break
this peaceful silence?
by scott, breathing it in...letting it out...
 
			
if one's bad haiku
is called execrable and worse
is that really praise?
by scott, who for one second started to take just the least bit seriously....
 
			
in the interests of
keeping this site interesting
i'll accept the truce
by scott
 
			
Sooner than usual
I am in the grind today~
Gears turning, churning
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
how could i say that?
and yet it was me that did
i am corrupted
by ash
 
			
enough of this crap
so sweet i'll have to vomit
fuck you anyway
by ash  :-)