Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

............bushi it is you
how the ash have you found me
............it was yidoshi
Haiku # 13135 August 25, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by ronin@ayiee

.....ronin you bastard
.they are waiting for you
what have you done here
Haiku # 13134 August 25, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by bushi:atlastwehavetrackedyoudownyoufelon

....i am a woodsman
.trained to pick up trails
and hunt down my preys
Haiku # 13133 August 25, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin@theboondocksman

....winter spring summer
or fall, all you have to do
......is call, and i'll be...

(an excerpt from j croce's
.....or what is it bob d's)
Haiku # 13132 August 25, 2001 9:38 am ET
by ronin@helloooanybodyhome>)
Haiku # 13131 August 25, 2001 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13130 August 25, 2001 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13129 August 25, 2001 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13128 August 25, 2001 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13127 August 25, 2001 8:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

mon cheval de frise
has veritably halted
..all haiku assaults
Haiku # 13126 August 25, 2001 7:31 am ET
by ronin@spinucci'sjoy

mon cheval de frise
has veritably halted
..all haiku assaults
Haiku # 13125 August 25, 2001 7:31 am ET
by ronin@spinucci'sjoy
manhood in his prime
to see him naked lusting
yes I'll bare witness
Haiku # 13124 August 25, 2001 4:04 am ET
by mellie

.......to see me naked
and witness manhood's glory
....that is what you lust

.(am just a 3rd of ash's age)
Haiku # 13123 August 24, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ronin@feelinsexy

..........gimme a leavin'
where i won't work my butt off
........bring the women in
Haiku # 13122 August 24, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by ronin@whatarethecomplaintsdulylodgedintheprosecutor'soffice,ifany?
don't think he killed her
but Mr. Family Values'
soapbox is busted
Haiku # 13121 August 24, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by scott@innocentofwhat?

.......gary's innocent
...until so proven guilty
.....let us not prejudge

let us not condemn the guy
.although he appears to lie
Haiku # 13120 August 24, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by ronin@thehandsomedevil'sadvocate
bunch of hypocrites -
Gary and Newt Gingrich in
sexual congress
Haiku # 13119 August 24, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by scott (they shoot presidents, don't they?)
the emperor has
no clothes but i'm guessing that
the dude's a nudist
Haiku # 13118 August 24, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by scott
It's been a long time
across much time, life and space
oh, to see your face
Haiku # 13117 August 24, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
only eleven?!!
I didn't sleep much last night.
Long lunch, then leave early.
Haiku # 13116 August 24, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
only eleven?!!
I didn't sleep much last night.
Long lunch, then leave early.
Haiku # 13115 August 24, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Along wooded path
there blooms a petaled daisy
which signals my home
Haiku # 13114 August 24, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gary, this is a
Terrible situation!
Why dodge the questions?
Haiku # 13113 August 24, 2001 10:57 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
I just read that too
wonder why she hung around
the whole thing is odd
Haiku # 13112 August 24, 2001 9:40 am ET
by mellie
He made very clear
He has been married to her
For thirty-four years
Haiku # 13111 August 24, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
spintronics gee whizz
manipulating the spin
bloody good angle

flippin' wonderful
a trillionth of a second
O little currents
Haiku # 13110 August 24, 2001 8:39 am ET
by mellie
so many believe
"the world owes me a living"
they're right about me
Haiku # 13109 August 23, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by ash
paranoia - well
i believe i beat that with
my pair 'a aces
Haiku # 13108 August 23, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by scott

....some folks don't relate
.inspite of one's open cards
........paranoia REIGNS

(they just wait for you to fall)
Haiku # 13107 August 23, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by ronin@8)(8
all the world's a play
on words, I say - there they go,
the playful buggers
Haiku # 13106 August 23, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by scott
all the world's a play,
wrote bill - his plays ended with
everyone dying
Haiku # 13105 August 23, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by scott
dead you ask why she
carried no i.d. Forty!
There are forty, Miss.
Haiku # 13104 August 23, 2001 11:59 am ET
by McVeigh
dead you ask why she
carried no i.d. Forty!
There are forty, Miss.
Haiku # 13103 August 23, 2001 11:59 am ET
by McVeigh
death reeks when Condit
speaks, chillingly will cover
the whore conduit.
Haiku # 13102 August 23, 2001 11:57 am ET
by McVeigh

.....what i meant was glo-
bal climate chanGe and not glo-
.......bal climate chanBe

........(believe it or not)

...................8)
Haiku # 13101 August 23, 2001 5:25 am ET
by ronin@sotheregoesveritasmarroonandall

.....under the tutelage
of al g's mentors i trained:
.........econometrics
Haiku # 13100 August 23, 2001 5:22 am ET
by ronin@withinthecontextofglobalclimatechanbeandefficiencyinthepowerindustry

...right you are Betty
i am a Harvard U. grad
..and post grad at that
Haiku # 13099 August 23, 2001 5:19 am ET
by ronin@abitembarrassed
ya got 'em surely
as god made little green fruit
jesus it's apples
Haiku # 13098 August 23, 2001 1:43 am ET
by mellie
well I ain't got none
of them degrees ya all go
but I am dying

for education
could you be my Master Ash?
whip me into shape
Haiku # 13097 August 23, 2001 1:40 am ET
by mellie, sub_standard

.....already i'm stiff
it's like i can't contain it
....i need to jack off
Haiku # 13096 August 23, 2001 12:57 am ET
by ronin@PLEASEcanihaveyounow
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney animators
Smoking something illegal
Haiku # 13095 August 23, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
Your color so blue
will have me falling, falling,
falling into you
Haiku # 13094 August 22, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tisk, little puppy
why do you bark and yap so,
when asked to say please?
Haiku # 13093 August 22, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
my education
we're all dying by degrees
with or without them
Haiku # 13092 August 22, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by ash (repeating an oldie)
ooyah r-ay erdnay.
eye tray omethingsay ewnay
ikelay inkingthay.
Haiku # 13091 August 22, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Yeah Dallas can suck.
Wondertwins can activate!
Me, a lollipop!
Haiku # 13090 August 22, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX

.....jisei to wa
sunawachi mayoi
....tada shinan
Haiku # 13089 August 22, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by ronin@byTOKO

..let's see you do one
ivy league college haiku
.with post-grad studies
Haiku # 13088 August 22, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by ronin@ohyeah

...just your sweet luck guys
am on a week-long seek leave
.......and i'll huff and puff

.................>)
Haiku # 13087 August 22, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by ronin@downwithborderlinedengue
hey, thanks for the help.
maybe you'll like this better.
how about a hug?
Haiku # 13086 August 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by scott, who's all about love now