Your color so blue
will have me falling, falling,
falling into you

Tisk, little puppy
why do you bark and yap so,
when asked to say please?

my education
we're all dying by degrees
with or without them

ooyah r-ay erdnay.
eye tray omethingsay ewnay
ikelay inkingthay.

Yeah Dallas can suck.
Wondertwins can activate!
Me, a lollipop!

.....jisei to wa
sunawachi mayoi
....tada shinan

..let's see you do one
ivy league college haiku
.with post-grad studies

...just your sweet luck guys
am on a week-long seek leave
.......and i'll huff and puff

.................>)

hey, thanks for the help.
maybe you'll like this better.
how about a hug?

Beer burps don't do it
nor fifth-grader style haiku
maybe try effort

i've seen nature shows
that show people humping hard
wait..those are porn flicks

why don't nature shows
ever show humans humping?
we're animals too!

..unite your sweet ass
not all the magic in the
...world can undo ya

........Betty don't despair
my fridge is full of canned beers
.......come lay on my bed

........yaa dostoyoevsky
eet ees crime and punishment
....bernn da sgaf een helll

there's just one of them (or him)
.......talking silly to himself
.......the site's full of them

.......just do your thing scott
there's no such thing as "sin" here
..........everything's a play

.......just my lucky day
the world is full of dickheads
......peter paul and gay

......yo Tony's Grandpa
i like your style and humour
......keep it up old goat

Not enough free beer
to get me back to Dallas--
would mean death for me

Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?

Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?

I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.

I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.

i was a sinner
i was always posting bile
but halleluiah!

jesus came to me
and whooped me upside the head
(or was it elvis?)

and ever since then
my poison pen has run dry.
i love all you guys!

Who are these two fools
who write like they have great might?
I'll get you (two) next time...

Truth is illusion
Because Muffet stirs confusion
Little Miss Delusion

Muffet must be far
For our fate to succeed.
So keep thy ass clean! (<---)

And we all sit dumb
ready for some bum to come
and ruin it soon (--->)

Me Devotchka,
It pains me to speak the truth,
The end is so close (--->)

Who you trust will fall
Under - it's a must, it's just, attest
Third eye seen it comin'

Ridiculo was evaded
But soon all this will be invaded
You shall see yourself spaded

Me devotchka,
Enough words, rippling rhyme,
action, yes! very good.

Bad headaches swirl
Woman says, stop the BS noise
Ear pollution hurts

Aye, me fellow lanky -
Thus we do whuat we do
Aihr is whuat was left

Here now devotchka!
Let me prick a hair off thy
Bloated head of air!

Flying wirlwinds cease
After the monster is appeased
Bursting in 3...2...1...

worst a sites, bust site.
Go to 12571 to get thru
repetitious slander

Storms of hail(ed) words
Eyes in calm before madness
Jettison finesse (YES!)

Yo yO Yo yO Yo
Ridiculo, far from home,
and from mind (phew).

Bend over young one,
now push out with all your might.
Shit like a sprinkler.

I met a new friend.
She hates smoking and drinking;
unless I do it.

Free Beer B.L'Bomb?
I have three free dollar bills
for one of your beers!

Giant Scrotus!
Bowling balls in pillow sack.
My tea bag for you.

low humidity
chilled westerly winter wind
a very dry mouth

..two swirling robins
hovering over the nest
...a fallen white egg

.......ah mellie my girl
you're the only one who has
......seen the royal light

....fading fall sunlight
settling on my rusty lawn
...no cool chick to fuck

.....oiu oiu, or is it oui
comez vous les oysters yes
..tres tres con soy sauce

.............altaelvis who
you sure he's not from graceland
............tehee tee tehee