lung recipient
coughed up the donor's sputum
after the transplant

some years ago now
offended my best friend's dad
i puked in his shoes

Everyone my
age is getting married. What
the fuck's wrong with you?

No, I will not go
Out with you. I refuse to
fuck a damn Canuck.

the bald-headed girl
kicked my ass quite savagely
when I killed her cat

I just lost my job
as a joke I put some squirrels
in my boss's car

oh mutant orange
small heads screaming as I peel
to scrotum's texture

anyone girl fromwant to go out please email me

Procrastination.
Don't judge: it's either that or
Masturbation. Damn.

I appreciate
you best when you're far away.
Was that too honest?

My tattoo itches.
I want to scratch it, but can't.
Oh, the suffering.

sure, repeat yourself
damned verbal pinball machine
inside my noggin

She dropped her panties.
Fat folds and fur looked like she'd
sat on a squirrel.

infuriating
i've reached saturation point
downpour please no more

again and again
like onions from lunch repeat
like summer t.v.

you've heard that before
now u can say that again
echolalia

echolalia...
is it perseveration
or just d

Wrote a bad haiku
About your honey blonde hair
Then shit grand black beaned turds

echolalia
with my perseveration
i could repeat it

Lies, betrayal. Whore
Not enough? Wants hunnert grand
Fuck you, bullets cheap!

Gone, gone, evil bitch
dog cock grin; immense burden
Want cash? Take bullet!

Told boss, "I won't sign
your sex harassment form", and
rubbed it in my crotch.

I hope y2k
goes berserk. We could all use
a common crisis.

once warmed by the fire
his happiness means despair
for some bad haiku

As I stand bent down


Waiting for the explosion


that which is Denissons

Sent me to Torrance
Sexy Chicken says Borrance
I have abhorrance! FUCK U

We, Sons of Nippon
Salute YOU KAMIKAZI
YELLOW LEPRACHAUNS!

My bologna has a first name
Frankfurters look like dicksSo I named mine Frankie.

My first haiku sucks
Goddamn hippo is a slut
Die Ms. Nobel, die!!
King of the DucksGlendale, USGAY

Hi! I am garfieldI live in a minefieldI love to play in baseball fieldAlso I love the word FIELD

I love yahoocoz it says hoo hoo hooMy love where are youwind is flowing loo loo loo!

Press on that button
until it pops and poops good
now, i lost my balls

something clicked in place
and I'm happy to be here
thank god for this day

Shot five large loads in
my entrance to the chili
cook-off at work. Mmmmm

At last you were there
Right before my very eyes
Can we break the tie?

dumb politicians
making those same promises
i fell for last time

while she is sleeping
i can pull on her nipple
looks like mt. fuji!

broken wine bottle
in my bloody hip pocket
fucking leprachans!

Double Amputee
Picking Scabs and Drinking pee
Humming, "Doe Ray Me"

There's SPAM in my fridge
It's been there for several years
I think it's alive

Shaveing it barren
tchy, bald, bleeding pecker
very stupid idea man

unlike addition
counting isn't all that counts
regarding haiku

There is nothing like
Wet gummy bears sticking
To your genitals

Half of entries not
Haikus you foolish people
five, seven, five, duh!

Computer hates me
Fatal Errors everywhere
Throw it out window

If I could do as I wish,
Iwould acknowledge more profoundlythe sorrow of departing winter.
by Musui

tears in the kitchen
an empty cast iron pan
strong fucking onions

god I love nature
checking out the squirrels' asses
while making nut jokes

good god it's friday
I see my kids this weekend
those fucking ingrates

Font size is too big
Must change it or I'll go mad
HTML fools

I'm going upstairs
To scrounge a few cans of beer
Before they're all gone