so long landlady
you suck and so does your house
please go fuck yourself!

My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?

My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?

My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?

Thong G-String Panties
Quick Flash of a Young Girl's Ass
Presidents Nightmare Cum True

Some of this haiku
is disgusting crapola
but it's funny crap.

If it's bad haiku --
twisted, sexy or bitter --
you will find it here.

One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah

One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah

One Million Watts of>Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah

Yugoslavia
Easter is Resurrection
Bloody Crucifix

Christian Bombers
I Swear GOD Never Again
Yugoslavia

my cock is a man
doesn't care or understand
unusually tan

Beer, Wine, Vodka, Gin
I Swear GOD Never Again
I Want My Mommy

When you climb up the
walls of my ass, I feel your
Spidey-sense tingling.

If a rabbit fucks a chicken
You will get Easter eggs
Yes, you will get Easter eggs.

I ate something weird
four yards of fuzzy blue yarn
now my stomach hurts

I will try again
Puke a lot then grin and grin
My toilet; Meet gin

spring is a new day
jump in the moment of green
pee in the shower

happy pink rabbit
doing cartwheels in my ass
I lay colored eggs

lung recipient
coughed up the donor's sputum
after the transplant

some years ago now
offended my best friend's dad
i puked in his shoes

Everyone my
age is getting married. What
the fuck's wrong with you?

No, I will not go
Out with you. I refuse to
fuck a damn Canuck.

the bald-headed girl
kicked my ass quite savagely
when I killed her cat

I just lost my job
as a joke I put some squirrels
in my boss's car

oh mutant orange
small heads screaming as I peel
to scrotum's texture

anyone girl fromwant to go out please email me

Procrastination.
Don't judge: it's either that or
Masturbation. Damn.

I appreciate
you best when you're far away.
Was that too honest?

My tattoo itches.
I want to scratch it, but can't.
Oh, the suffering.

sure, repeat yourself
damned verbal pinball machine
inside my noggin

She dropped her panties.
Fat folds and fur looked like she'd
sat on a squirrel.

infuriating
i've reached saturation point
downpour please no more

again and again
like onions from lunch repeat
like summer t.v.

you've heard that before
now u can say that again
echolalia

echolalia...
is it perseveration
or just d

Wrote a bad haiku
About your honey blonde hair
Then shit grand black beaned turds

echolalia
with my perseveration
i could repeat it

Lies, betrayal. Whore
Not enough? Wants hunnert grand
Fuck you, bullets cheap!

Gone, gone, evil bitch
dog cock grin; immense burden
Want cash? Take bullet!

Told boss, "I won't sign
your sex harassment form", and
rubbed it in my crotch.

I hope y2k
goes berserk. We could all use
a common crisis.

once warmed by the fire
his happiness means despair
for some bad haiku

As I stand bent down


Waiting for the explosion


that which is Denissons

Sent me to Torrance
Sexy Chicken says Borrance
I have abhorrance! FUCK U

We, Sons of Nippon
Salute YOU KAMIKAZI
YELLOW LEPRACHAUNS!

My bologna has a first name
Frankfurters look like dicksSo I named mine Frankie.

My first haiku sucks
Goddamn hippo is a slut
Die Ms. Nobel, die!!
King of the DucksGlendale, USGAY

Hi! I am garfieldI live in a minefieldI love to play in baseball fieldAlso I love the word FIELD

I love yahoocoz it says hoo hoo hooMy love where are youwind is flowing loo loo loo!