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crimson hair, slight smile
in a flowing cotton dress
how to conjure you?

gracious, generous
interested in the arts
my mate... where are you?

in baggy green shorts
smooth leg, flash of black panties
i run my hand up

When the lights go out
The gremlins come out to play
With the cable guys

I have no arms or
legs or feet or hands or ears
but I sure can hump

Have you wondered if
Ewoks have hairy assholes?
I think that they do

turn over a leaf
some sagely as thyme parsley by
(haiku seasoning)

Shlong like a camel
Testicles of an emu
Face of John Hancock

very very very very scared
she has testicle in mouth
hope she does not bite!

sometimes I do dream
of a place so wonderful
with free bananas

It gets very hot
Down here in California
I miss Canada

Haiku I found out,
Is supposed to have something
To do with seasons

Pick your nose too hard
And you might damage your brain
Worth thinking about

i am not just me
but what you see of yourself
reflecting on me

Hey let''s calm down now
It''s time to get back the thought
fullness and be cool.

What was the question?
Oh yeah.....who am I you ask.
Hey I''m just me man!

Who am I you ask?
Your worst fucking nightmare!
Well...no...that''s not me.

Infinity''s right
Your being awful bitter
about bad haikus

dude, don''t disrespect
Shaggydoo and Ash, coz they
do kick ass haiku

Ash and SHAGGY DOO
submit lots of bad haiku
who the F?#% are you?

Rosco P Coltrain
Loved him on Dukes of Hazard
Hai ku cuu cuu cuu

fucked apostrophes
ruining thoughtful haiku
janis do your stuff

ev''ry so often
despite negativity
there is cause to smile

is it the dull colour
is it a lack of bonfire
that makes this site cold

Quiet times ''round here
It''s a sad day in the house
with nothing to share

Zipping right along
The wind throws my hair way back
The feeling of flight

This one saturday
I woke up to find the blues
sitting next to me......

Walk to the water
Freedom in empty spaces
Clears your head you know!

as i always say
there''s always more said than done
when all''s said & done

southeasterly wind
watercoloured cumuli
winter afternoon

Nickelodeon
It''s a place to see a show
Not a TV show!

With a French accent
say for me this expression....
You look beautiful!

With a cock like that
You need your life shown as a
Documentary

I do love Lucy
It comes on after Bewitched
That''s part of my day

I''m scared of phonics
The television tells me
That I could get hooked

raindrops rattle pipes
condensation on the panes
mould blooms on the walls

Shades of grey and blue
Adorn this long lost website
Change for the better

on armistice day
dismembered be remembered
rest in pieces chaps

Having oral sex
with a starving piranha.....
Sounds pretty painful!

I poured alcohol
onto my grown up penis
then stuck pins in it

Hey....would you ever
lick Sally Struther''s stretch marks?
Well!? So then would you?

If you lay naked
on a bed of fireants
I know I''d love you!

Saw the hand of God.
It tried to take me away.
I''m not ready yet!!!

Eeeeew! Frozen lamas --
It get friggin'' cold at night
here in Dharmsala

ah frozen llamas
the bane of my existence
I DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!!

nursing the rabbit
watching cartoons from the lounge
so pleased with yourself

sometimes i just sit
wondering if i can fit
and then i submit

Sitting on the porch
having my way with a beer
when a fart slipped out