mom and dad are great
they give us faith
they give us wat we wait

pin pin the sarapin
the kutsilio the armasin
haw haw the carabao

the bato tin

chatting is good
surfing is good
playing is good

eating is good
watchin is good
but praying to god is wat u should do

terroist is gone in eyes of god
they are thrown by flood
they are just like mud

no one is greater,
than my Father up above,
please make no mistake.

you will die by him
all hail to necromancer
the strongest character

the greatest warrior
it is the necromancer
you can not beat him

cry, cry, mother earth
your children endlessly fight
must stop oh mother!

do not be dirty
if you can help it my friend
the earth is full.

ludwig????

You fuck? You fuck, you!
Fuck you, you fuck! WE fuck you!
You fuck? You fuck you.

wow try typing you 100 times

fuck you

shanghai hopes for peace
john lennon's rolling over
along with ludwig

roll up for cipro
more sales then vitamin V
think I'll take a bex

have a good lie down
a case of too much same strain
grandma has a dong

when I hear the word
haiku, I reach for my god
now I'm in the loop

When I hear the word
God, I reach for my haiku,
That sounds familiar

orange, brown and white,
These colours will light my night,
haiku ship sails on

thanks-you janis

Evil has been watching
An uncleansed spirit will rot
mind, body, and soul

they could be sandflies
can hardly see the buggers
sand flies in my face

Perhaps it is strange
Because outside is rather
Antarctic temperature.

There are fresh flowers
Outside, downtown, in this place,
I think it quite strange

life is like a box.
that's the end of this haiku -
the rest is just form

damn friggin pigeons
if i could fucking fly i
would not beg for shit

I knew a dawn once,
downy hair, but not a tick
on her tasty crack

it's crack of dawn here
but a tick past lunchtime there
deadlines mean nothing

when anthrax attacks
it's pretty hard to relax
pop a serepax

midges' back biting
arms legs fingers ankles face
another summer

ronin is drinking,
again he forgets his vows,
loved ones hold their breath

yo estoy al mando!!
yo soyo esta mamon..
are these right senor?

old woman island
she feels that swelling
powerful surges

no soy de aqu

the seasons absent
or too subtle to notice
time barely passes

....yo voy a comer
en la mi case verdad
.......hasta luego

..el hombre gaucho
y cabra, donde estas
...tu nacion siempre

.........siberian wind
gently brushing a pine wave
......a fine leaf for fall

pues, ya lo dije
pero puedes llamarme
cabra...o gautcho

.......como se llama
preguntame genghis scott
.......me llamo ronin

ahhh, ap's calmed down
...what a capital notion
.......colorful boxers

(easy on the knee joints
...........old chap)

hey, marauding hordes -
will you lay off ronin, eh?
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