the well lit cafe
the beautiful young women
my coffee stained teeth

"that's a nice laptop"
he goes on for two hours
my battery's dead

trixta's no moxie
at least we're given three lines
good enough for me

tricksta fox please note
though your works are amusing
you count like moxie

Roar!
Blue and Green lions growl at me
Damn Good Shrooms!!!

His food I ate
His wine I drank Sexual Congress
With wife made him faint

campylobacter
inhabit my intestines
making me shitty

Ancient Haiku dedicated to Janis:

I regret picking
and not picking
violets

by Anonymous

Shuffling through boxes
in grandma's attic, I found
thirty grams of sex

Electrical wires
black and thick and alien
wrap my arms like vines

With my noodle sieve
weed out bugs and brown floaters--
make this pasta pure

Blue breaks through the clouds
there has been much rain lately
mucking up the Earth

set out to finish
a relationship gone bad
one call ENDS it ALL!!!!!

time has come at last
I knew it wouldnt last long
good news...all is done!!!

sure am missing you
does absence make the heart grow
SAINT, I miss you soooo

clouds flood the valley
lagoon like a billabong
Old Woman greets day

so this is it vert
guess we're through after last night
i need real men

and don't go bragging
as if you are well endowed
believe me..you ain't

had to lick your ass
your erectile dysfunction
made me really bored

Last night in bed
My girlfriend licked my asshole.
I think Im in love!

you need a filter
one for all the crap janis
oops, what about mine?

if the oblivion will not end
i will cherish my life as if it was to
end today

i love you dearly,
yes until eternity,
have no fear my son.

hair grey, face wrinkled,
time have changed you so much dad,
stay with me i pray.

cheese and butter,
that is all that ever matter,
to my one platter.

bitter butterfly,
try to laugh and do not cry,
you are loved know why.

nothingness filter
removes any nothingness
leaving only all

janis, unclamp it:
you're not pro-nazi are you?
you were drunk on fumes

softy and silky hair;
please do not fall in the air;
let me touch oh Clair.

people are happy,
like the birds and fish guppy;
my heart feels fluffy.

no haiku given?
cant think of anything even?
rest now in heaven.

No haiku submit-
ted ... will all be gone so soon
Nothingness filter

I wanna new 'blog
One that won't make me sick.. One
That won't make feel....

Its unpopular
My opinions I do mean
Mouth firmly shut

Ah... good old spray paint
I remember you so well
Face deep in the bag

marin nazi youth:
please go OD on something
inhale your spray paint

here's a dharma door:
be real, not so "enlightened"
close it when you leave

the price of freedom
is eternal vigilance
- thomas jefferson

pure evil decides,
tricksta fox is not moxie,
back to well earned nap

Two linked Haiku
American Style
Shit in your nacho

pure evil awakens,
fathomless eyes examine
tricksta foxes words

Hey Tricksta Fox, that
poem sucks, it's not even
a haiku, dumbass.

Ill Haiku
You see below
What you think?

Reality is violent
Imaginary doves
Shout for peace to

A deaf world with
Wounds that leak
Vile Secretions

hon, stay sweet and true;
and please do not make me blue;
cause i love just you.

hon, stay sweet and true;
and do not make me blue;
cause i love just you.

love is a puzzle;
lovers cannot untangle;
just play the puzzle.

last book read: Valis
favorite sport: mountain biking
my sake: haiku

yes, her hands are huge.
her low voice high: "meditate".
just pay it no-mind.

don't date therapists
they're professional screw-ups
give me yahoo games

raindrops and teardrops;
keep pouring oh so alike;
just pour life's meaning.

hugging ex-girlfriend
we fit like jigsaw pieces
difficult puzzle