jesus was way cool
he turned water into wine
and once spiked the punch
by scott the blasphemous (borrowing from King Missile here)
jesus came over
he farted then said "my bad"
that crazy jesus!
by Psydeath
i went to the place
he said i could not be gay
so i killed his cat
by Psydeaths
i was picturing
the moon in shards on the bay
i'm shattered, shattered
by scott (shoodoobie...)
shattered reflection
the moon shattered on the bay
mmm...roasted heron
by scott_against_good_haiku
the new moon came out
with the old moon in her arms.
october winds down.
by k
Hard to imagine
That Satan would be so hot
Let me suck those horns!
by kackarott
will you take me to
the scaryoke night at
club de ville wednesday?
by Anonymous Poet
burning leaves a breeze
white dog sniffs the air then turns
trotting home at dusk
by mount madonna mama
Hmmm... seems like stuff is
Very Very Missing No?
I didn't touch it
A phone call to my
Host seems to be in order
Will see what is up.
by janis
I feel as if part
of me was taken away
but for now i'll deal.
by k_against_deletion
in between the walls
mickey and his friends at play
stealing food from me
by solo
Still water at dusk.
Herons in wavering light
hunt fish among clouds.
by k of near the bay
so, like, what happened to all the recent stuff?
by um....
life is a bad rash.
or is life really sad trash?
bottom line: mad cash.
by scott (shove me in the shallow water already)
Life is a mad Dash
From here to there, Running
Like rabid rabbits
by Tricksta Fox
a feruncle on
my phalanx, caused a bingal,
life is a bad mash
by Anonymous Poet
Paver likes his poo;
rolls it up into small balls
saves it for later
by Bung Daddy
(syllable-counters:
"chocolate" can be two or three...
silly obsession)
by scott (yes, torture king is right of course)
Since we talk of food
French Dip with yum Au Jus sauce
Also Curly Fries
I have leftovers
And I am very full today
Who wants the rest here?
by WK
one more chocolate mint?
i know you're full, but you see
it is wafer thin
by scott (couldn't help myself)
chicken risotto
a fresh green garden salad
my tummy was full
thought it was ok
honey macadamia
double chocolate
icecream bottled plums
my gut is not used to this
belly could explode
by mellie
my heart is breaking;
i cannot express the pain;
now that you've left.
by moonflower
i did my best brod,
you know how i wish you best,
but world is too big
by moonflower
beloved brother,
whatever...wherever..whenever
i will be here.
by moonflower
you guys take this place real fucking serious,
don't u? How sad.
by torture king
BLAH BLAH BLAH
FUCK OFF!
by torture king
this place sucks soooooooooo much
that i can post whatever
the fuck i want and I don't have to give a shit how long the sylable count runs
by torture king
the sad thing is, you
think you are all so clever.
If that's true, why post?
by torture king
give me one good rea-
son you all come and post here?
I'm just drunk as shit.
by torture king
Chinese Connection
"Kung Fu is Back" purple
Bruce Lees Kick
by Tricksta Fox
a new tax system
some hope for mensa members
all others are damned
by ash
if this is your own
int'restin philosophy
if quoted, it's cool
by sheena@admiration for 16002
a rose by any...
"sheena" is almost, not quite
similar in sound
(y'all were discussing nomenclature)
by sheena@what's in a name?
i've been tricked again
the noodles are still crunchy
instant lunch, my ass!
by scott
Flung from ill-thought faith
Twin horizontal horrors
Scything skyline dreams
by Gary O. of Oklahoma
all assholes smell bad,
not matter how sexy at that,
feces exits in that you forgot?
by moonflower
we sniff each other
some assholes smell pretty good
let's see that tail wag
by scott
grandma was quite dead
slipped her TwinLab Ripped Fuel Tea
sadly, she's still dead
by scott, last one about the tea i promise
vert's an asshole king
loved by his asshole subjects
they all smell alike
by stolich
vert haiku hero?
he's just an asshole worshipped
by other assholes
by absolut
Construction
Destruction Hand in Hand
Path of Life
by Tricksta Fox
bung daddy back here,
ash has campylobacter,
two plus two equals????
by number two, four, eight, sixty-four...a shitty week
weathered asshole
wiping with one ply wad
screaming shits, dab dab.
by Bung Daddy
vert! haiku hero
original author of
grandma has a cock
by ap
This is a very
stupid site for all those lo-
sers who have no lives
by torture king
