Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
gazing at the pics,
of kids now grown up and whiz,
his happy it seems.
of kids now grown up and whiz,
his happy it seems.
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Hey, anon-fucker,
I can tell that you are the
so gay Kojadko.
I can tell that you are the
so gay Kojadko.
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JACK BE NIMBLE
JACK BE QUICK
JACK GO PEEPEE
OVER THE STICK
JACK BE QUICK
JACK GO PEEPEE
OVER THE STICK
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DID I MENTION I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
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I REALLY DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I CANT STAND GAY PEOPLE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I CANT STAND GAY PEOPLE
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Oh keep them coming
Please innovate please please please
This site is fragile
(use caution....)
Please innovate please please please
This site is fragile
(use caution....)
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off to oregon
no terroists there but maybe
rivers and forests.
no terroists there but maybe
rivers and forests.
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Every place has a soap opera
every place has a small drama
some people are just the audience
every place has a small drama
some people are just the audience
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Opinions are like...
and if you listen to one
you become opinion
and if you listen to one
you become opinion
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i mean, didn't you
like my earlier haiku?
some of my best work.
like my earlier haiku?
some of my best work.
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sorry if I caused
trouble, but I didn't flood
the site. I love Klee.
trouble, but I didn't flood
the site. I love Klee.
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contrary counter
sadly you're no novelty
whatever you're called
sadly you're no novelty
whatever you're called
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Choose your own haiku
was the idea that came to
mind after PBR
was the idea that came to
mind after PBR
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Addiction is a
largesse of excuse and waste
of life on others
largesse of excuse and waste
of life on others
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ethics interfere
it will remain a secret
respecting janis
it will remain a secret
respecting janis
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Picasso was a Scorpio
he changed his work based
on his moods and swings...
he changed his work based
on his moods and swings...
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I come from a place
where things don't change quickly
and it is valued so
where things don't change quickly
and it is valued so
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Those who stay to form
atrophy, don't stretch and
need a dang bowflex
workout
atrophy, don't stretch and
need a dang bowflex
workout
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pushing envelopes,
messing with forms, it bothers
the stationery
messing with forms, it bothers
the stationery
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Choose your own haiku?
how do you do that? I don't
know and am suicidal
enough, to ask
how do you do that? I don't
know and am suicidal
enough, to ask
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The cabin in the
woods would be nice, put power in
peace and no people
woods would be nice, put power in
peace and no people
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Scott, I hate to fight
but for the longest time it
just seems they'd kill you
for style reasons
but for the longest time it
just seems they'd kill you
for style reasons
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way things are going,
they're gonna moxify me...
instant karma strikes
they're gonna moxify me...
instant karma strikes
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She admits as she
colors her hair red, oh my God
he's so shallow...
And I thought WWF watchers sucked
carbon monoxide
colors her hair red, oh my God
he's so shallow...
And I thought WWF watchers sucked
carbon monoxide
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Well, Diet Coke and
a Klee laterz, I'm overcome
with damn, Klee again
a Klee laterz, I'm overcome
with damn, Klee again
by of egad
awesome Bhutan,
alt.binaries.pictures.wall
paper, enlightened...
alt.binaries.pictures.wall
paper, enlightened...
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but yes i liked the
klee too, scot's dropdowns? fuckoed
after the first one
klee too, scot's dropdowns? fuckoed
after the first one
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fucko's fucked the
fucking, fucked up bad fucking
haiku fucking site
fucking, fucked up bad fucking
haiku fucking site
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i enjoyed the Klee
not haiku, but it is art
could have been far worse
not haiku, but it is art
could have been far worse
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exploring new forms...
but i'll desist since you asked
though no one was harmed
but i'll desist since you asked
though no one was harmed
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Oh my dear fuckos
From whence comes your destructive
Impulses... do tell
From whence comes your destructive
Impulses... do tell
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constantly
between, a narrow country
you pass through nightly
between, a narrow country
you pass through nightly
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I see you walking
Ugly girl out in the rain.
Poor wet ugly girl.
Ugly girl out in the rain.
Poor wet ugly girl.
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there's a cocky here
eating up bits of almonds
I keep next to me
I believe you ash
it was not there yesterday
can't eat those nuts now
eating up bits of almonds
I keep next to me
I believe you ash
it was not there yesterday
can't eat those nuts now
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pizza pizza!
pepperoni and sausage
with fluffy cheese, please!
pepperoni and sausage
with fluffy cheese, please!
by of San Francisco
I know I shouldn't
and I won't again but I'm
amazed that I can!
and I won't again but I'm
amazed that I can!
by of sorry janis, just too good to pass up
scott's 3d haiku
offerings make me dizzy.
but they are clever.
offerings make me dizzy.
but they are clever.
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hungry ghosts stealing
credit cards, burned out angels
fleeing the city
credit cards, burned out angels
fleeing the city
by of heading north to oregon for a bit
vague gods, no possible
restoration of order.
sun rises again.
restoration of order.
sun rises again.
by of i'm aware that the first line is 6 syllables and I could care less as there are many forms of haiku and the japanese language is
watching Simon and
Simon at 4:00am it
doesn't get much worse...
Simon at 4:00am it
doesn't get much worse...
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