have them throw shit at you
spit on you, curse you, for a name
hated and misunderstood

Thy Rod and Thy Staff
Comfort me with Astroglide
Oooh! Thou art with me!

go to church
and have it burned down
by two angry kids on drugs

wear a cross
and they'll steal it
and pawn it from your body

turn the other cheek
and they'll slash your throat
for your lack of backbone

rosary butt beads
squeeze out like droplets of sweat
sin flies from my ass

Regards...

There is a loss of limb and life when we pay attention to the people who feed and suck and suck and feed back, into the void regardless of whomever and whatever...

A crack in the nose is not enough

Forgot to add space
When I posted four Haikus
They're hard to read now

A crack in the nose
of the wanna be Jay Silent Bob Hybrid
the 90s died, the innocent died

and it keeps going and goin
trhe familiar patterns of haha
and a shotgun in the mouth
pulled and another haha
I didn't have to do it myself

Nirvana awaits,
you rub the Buddha for luck?
let Buddha rub you!

Nyah Nyah Nyahs
and 1000 times over
till I crack your nose
and it bleeds...

They teach faith in Him
My faith prefers Him in me
Come, all ye faithful

the men on two sides
of the keyboard, taking up
space, leaving other poets out

they're better, let THEM take over

I want to ignore the anonymous poet
and post things that are real haikus

I wonder if you would actually kill me if you met me for real...

I would like to meet you someday for real and determine what kind of person you really are...

dead moxie is good
maggots have a field day and
zen garden is safe

You of the small world
would be a terrorist whipping
women in Afghanistan...

When you enter the schoolyard
as old as it gets, the teeth
still linger from the bites you left

faster than anthrax,
slower than moxie....TV...
is killing me ...click!

some people ask me
why dead moxie makes me laugh
i have no idea

this is not a drill
dead moxie has returned, so
find a place to hide.

thought that dead moxie
would make a good hand puppet
misjudged the third grade

dead moxie koan or
get a web cam and let us
watch you do it mox.

If a moxie dies
and there is no one around
does he still count wrong?

TOP STORY TODAY!
Vicious gangs of dead Moxies
Terrorize site

I remember your
handsome legs....always wishing
you had three of them

Why do they hate us?
We are cute!...:^)...They are so bad :^)
Teach them some manners!!!.. :^)

Still, Taliban says I am gone
We shall replace them with saurkraut
and happy women using Turbo as pinata

Tell you liberals what
we'd be speaking of
a glass of water on the news
if water were all over the news

Afghani women,
Must wear bhurkas so lets
Bomb their families!

the gothic woman
of the year, week, month?
She gets us all through

Afghani women,
Have a different culture,
Let

Afternoon TV
House

Why do we like birds?
They soar? Are beautiful? And

Let's go nowhere in
America, drinking PBR
and smoking Djarums

had to stay downtown
to put out fires. i will go
north early next week

i'll still leave early
the cats are taken care of
the dog has plans too

My jeans are sky blue
with white clouds and jet contrails
running up my seams

Took my Tuesday off
and floated in a row boat
it's Monday again

someone certainly
had a jihad with a chook
chicken curry yum

a fucking hot wok
seared a brand on to my hand
hotter than curry

a student jihad
if at first you don't succeed
just kill the teacher

in a crowded pan
fish balls pushing each other
to avoid the stick

fried glazed bananas
skewered on a bamboo stick
eat it while it's hot

he made the class fail.
not all, but more than enough.
learn how to set tests.

scandinavian.
fuck the stupid math prof.
i hate his accent.

Snow falls thick and fast -
a tramcar comes, with all lights
burning at mid-day.

An Orange Roughie?
Or an Orange Smoothie. lo,
a Roughie Smoothie

you are a smoothie
you have got sugar and spices
and you taste real good

soy milk with pumpkin
non-fat frozen yogurt and
spices (protien boost)

we'll be together
my shit, that's all that matters
doesn't matter when