Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
You poor fool! Fascists
aren't in the same leage as
good old Carlo Marx.
Haiku # 17227 November 16, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
iron communist
triangle
Haiku # 17226 November 16, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by propaganda
"new" democracy,
"florida-style"....works in
Nicaragua too....!....:^)
Haiku # 17225 November 16, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by propaganda
I am currently fucking a lot of girls. So fuck you.
Haiku # 17224 November 16, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Greg Pass of on top of girls

bombs dropped dead-center
tight bunker ripped wide open
mission accomplished
Haiku # 17223 November 16, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by maverick
bomb those Mosques
Kill those Taleban!
Haiku # 17222 November 16, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by propaganda (afternoon TV say anything but say it with a NICE shrug and SMILE!)
4 million dollar
missiles why not use them on
US homeless too? .... ;^)
Haiku # 17221 November 15, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by propaganda
6 pm news break,
how many people has the
US killed today?...:^)
Haiku # 17220 November 15, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by propaganda
Fungal voids, envoys
Gettin toyed with the roids
Stompin on your loins

Haiku # 17219 November 15, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Alkieboy
Me devotchka,
You leave me no choice but to
assume to resume.
Haiku # 17218 November 15, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
While In mind free will
Loses structure, expanding
possibilities.
Haiku # 17217 November 15, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Ash, what are you doing
posting here,this site exists
for bad haiku only.
Haiku # 17216 November 15, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by dopefiend
skippy is funny,
he bites the balls on my tree,
yes, its Christmas tree!
Haiku # 17215 November 15, 2001 6:42 am ET
by moonflower
i did it oh my,
have been nervous all the while,
no reason to be.
Haiku # 17214 November 15, 2001 6:39 am ET
by moonflower
night before turkey
getting wasted on cheap beer
wake up hung over
Haiku # 17213 November 14, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
simple american
ironical satellite
a complex planet
Haiku # 17212 November 14, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by ash
god or mohammed ?
it's one of the big issues
like coke or pepsi
Haiku # 17211 November 14, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ash
you keep coming back
like refried beans refluxing
leaving a sour taste
Haiku # 17210 November 14, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ash
FUCK OFF MOXIE!
Haiku # 17209 November 14, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Daughter on my lap
Eating boobie and sleeping
Will you please be good?
Haiku # 17208 November 14, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
I love LiveJournal
It is my daily drama
God, I need a life
Haiku # 17207 November 14, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
None of that is
natural, but empty
and a loss
Haiku # 17206 November 14, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Moxie
on that note i will
have to unsubscribe from this
disgusting website
Haiku # 17205 November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by this moxie guy needs help
autoeroticism
cracked a mans neck
and INXS lost one of their own
Haiku # 17204 November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
drunk 1/2 the night
with a noose around the neck
waiting for that last call
Haiku # 17203 November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is those
mock due to their own
passing the stone
and own adulteries...

they're just cool sinners
Haiku # 17202 November 14, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Sally Field was a Scorpio
Haiku # 17201 November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
You lie
Haiku # 17200 November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
devil works magic ...
I fly, like sally field ...
one hand down my panties
Haiku # 17199 November 14, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Moxie
masturbation is a
natural thing they say
but a lonely lifeless thing...
Haiku # 17198 November 14, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Moxie
your finger, covered with shit
stinks, it is no excuse
and a sick sick thing
Haiku # 17197 November 14, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Moxie
The butt plug is not
a delight, having had fingers
up my ass and flirting with gay
people on line
Haiku # 17196 November 14, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Moxie
The Devil tempts me
with earthly delights, but I
prefer the Butt Plug.
Haiku # 17195 November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Laugh...tonight I will pray for the voice
behind AP and see if something happens...

Christians, even bad one take
a lot of crap, and still continue
no matter what, no matter who
Haiku # 17194 November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
You're not evil AP,
you're just someone
like me, liking attention
Haiku # 17193 November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Moxie
to stand up for this
website LIFELESS in allegory?
what the hell does a name mean???

what gets idiots OFF on reactions?
Haiku # 17192 November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
He looks for evil.
Ah! I think he has found it.
Learn to count moxie!
Haiku # 17191 November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do you tempt me AP?
Are you gay?
Haiku # 17190 November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Do you really get what
faith really is or do you jabber on
like the crowd does?
Haiku # 17189 November 14, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a sinner
So I can't go to heaven
First Lord, fuck my ass!
Haiku # 17188 November 14, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by Moxie
To walk away and
not take it personally...
Still, leaves scars on the soul all around
Haiku # 17187 November 14, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Mox
Who has found themselves here?
pretending to be me interested in men?
isn't that a dead end, brown dick syndrome?
Haiku # 17186 November 14, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie
this is my body,
this is my blood and dude, THESE .................
are my anal beads
Haiku # 17185 November 14, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie
Trent Reznor curses God
but he found himself
He is himself...
Haiku # 17184 November 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
As it is lost, and you keep coming
till he is dead from suicide
and you pick another till one fights back
Haiku # 17183 November 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
have them throw shit at you
spit on you, curse you, for a name
hated and misunderstood
Haiku # 17182 November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Thy Rod and Thy Staff
Comfort me with Astroglide
Oooh! Thou art with me!
Haiku # 17181 November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
go to church
and have it burned down
by two angry kids on drugs
Haiku # 17180 November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
wear a cross
and they'll steal it
and pawn it from your body
Haiku # 17179 November 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
turn the other cheek
and they'll slash your throat
for your lack of backbone
Haiku # 17178 November 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie