Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
walking down revolution
people harass me
no soy un gringo
Haiku # 17532 November 29, 2001 5:19 am ET
by dino of san diego/tijuana,mexico
some family joules
elevate inherent mood
currently lacking
Haiku # 17531 November 29, 2001 12:18 am ET
by ash
Increase the voltage
The current will also flow
Ohm's consequences
Haiku # 17530 November 28, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Barry of Dublin
Here they come again
The killer peas attack us
There is no escape
Haiku # 17529 November 28, 2001 5:39 pm ET
by Barry of Dublin
This place should be on
fire, creative voices lighting
up the hot worlds here
Haiku # 17528 November 28, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Ijaci
Rubbers a flying
High tension dying and in
its place, bull shit.
Haiku # 17527 November 28, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
man, I must like abuse!!!
:P...to play the game
is to add ammo to a rut
Haiku # 17526 November 28, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
Shakes head...

Some other time...
Haiku # 17525 November 28, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
things are looking up
newtonian reflector
collecting photons
Haiku # 17524 November 28, 2001 5:57 am ET
by ash
full saturn ascends
heavenly body rising
astronomers gasp
Haiku # 17523 November 28, 2001 5:51 am ET
by ash
what's up with the doc?
lost his masterful control?
shocking haiku ash, eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!!!
Haiku # 17522 November 28, 2001 5:49 am ET
by mellie, :-)
whatever.

( too few syllables
but still satisfying to just say )
Haiku # 17521 November 28, 2001 5:13 am ET
by k_against_
electroconvulsive therapy
has too many syllables
but the right impact

it isn't haiku
but it is therapeutic
(no extra charge)
Haiku # 17520 November 28, 2001 1:19 am ET
by ash
Has B.O.

Swamp mist, eyes water
Haiku # 17519 November 27, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Two Haiku by Basho
Ah, S.O.B._

A yellow snake eats
The robin's lone precious egg
Haiku # 17518 November 27, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Two Haiku by Basho
weird that the submit
script didn't allow this when
I tried it before
Haiku # 17517 November 27, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by k of i tried this yesterday and received an error...figured janis had written filters, so i withdraw my congratulations but am secret


I often feel strange
like an animal up a
tree, or a painting.
Haiku # 17516 November 27, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by k
at least my scrabble
abilities improved with
all of this free time
Haiku # 17515 November 27, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by k_against
it makes you sleepy
and has too much fat, gravy
only makes it worse
Haiku # 17514 November 27, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by k_against_turkey
gotta use it up -
how about a sandwich of
and ?
Haiku # 17513 November 27, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by scott in 3D
It's cloudy, I'm here
I'm breathing, it's all life
and it's all right
Haiku # 17512 November 27, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
they wake up to their
own hatred, and aren't set for
anothers anguish...

Haiku # 17511 November 27, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Moxie
ECT?

I am intrigued
---
To speak thru haikus
seems rather harsh and not
really, who you are...
Haiku # 17510 November 27, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
Who cares, as he brushed
off the feet, let the one Above
deal with Sodom and Gomorrah

often the evangelicals say that when
you dust off your feet and ignore
the "small stuff" it will condemn the
person who is behind it
Haiku # 17509 November 27, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Moxie
If I killed myself
if anyone did, I would be in Hell
and I could not escape...

Here I can at least, leave
and not see someone pretend to
be me to get me to react...

If I didn't, it would stop
Haiku # 17508 November 27, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie of the pretend moxie, to him
That last long thing wasn't me...
I don't think "truth" is respected here though
Haiku # 17507 November 27, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
haiku therapy
poor second to e.c.t.
more power to you
Haiku # 17506 November 27, 2001 6:46 am ET
by ash
depressed and need help?
then find someone who does care
for the likes of you
Haiku # 17505 November 27, 2001 6:41 am ET
by mellie
I am sitting alone tonight
wondering why won't they understand
that I am just depressed and
I need help

it's hard living in a place where it's not
so readily available

so let me write my own haiku and leave me alone
Haiku # 17504 November 27, 2001 6:20 am ET
by Moxie
What if I just killed myself
tonight? Wouldn't you feel bad
Mellie and ash you would just not
care

but I am always with God at least
and if I just want tonight
He would care
Haiku # 17503 November 27, 2001 6:18 am ET
by Moxie
my kind of soul mate
might suffer it's own anguish
it belongs in me

and who gives a hoot
so I despise self loathing
wake up to one's self
Haiku # 17502 November 27, 2001 5:05 am ET
by mellie
Oceans of self pity
only last to entertain
in some small world bars
Haiku # 17501 November 26, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by Moxie
TIA MARIA NEEDS TO TAKE A FRICKEN MIDOL
I REPEAT FROM MASSECHUSETTES OR WHATEVER
TIA MARIA NEEDS TO TAKE AFRICKEN MIDOL
Haiku # 17500 November 26, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
crying out for help
you can't see anyone else
bad self obsession

i do not hate you
denial and projection
you just hate yourself

drop in the ocean
centre of the universe
perspective decides
Haiku # 17499 November 26, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by ash
Is mellie a kind soul?
Is Ash an artist of the first class?
is "ap" an angel in disguise?
Haiku # 17498 November 26, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Moxie
VICTORY IS MINE said
the old Fuhrer, as the tanks
rolled into Berlin
Haiku # 17497 November 26, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Moxie
they tell you to give
up, on who YOU are, you've been
there... Look at yourselves
Haiku # 17496 November 26, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by Moxie
Mellie, I don't give up
It's my belief not to give up
To improve, to live, to love

no matter what, there is always hope
Haiku # 17495 November 26, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
doesn't understand mellie

I should listen and move on
it's emotion that speaks...
feeling is instinct, passion, pain, sickness
sadness
Haiku # 17494 November 26, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
I will never be here
forgiven

Now, I can give up
or I can go on, let others do
listening, hoping...

and let faith do the turning
Haiku # 17493 November 26, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by Moxie
Asleep at the wheel
screaming "heaven awaits"
in the cave of Aristotle's killers
Haiku # 17492 November 26, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Moxie
What worth is a walk
You clear your mind, of all else
opinions, desires...

Haiku # 17491 November 26, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, to each his her
own, costing me everything...

Speak for yourselves
Haiku # 17490 November 26, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Bitch
Haiku # 17489 November 26, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by Vert
well you puked up a
haiku that has too many
bloody syllables
Haiku # 17488 November 26, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mushrooms, weed and beer
All mixed at a wild party.
Did I puke blood again?
Haiku # 17487 November 26, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Vert
shut the fuck up mox
you make me so mad you prick
what is your problem?

can't you see you dill
that you are not amusing
or entertaining

you are a dead loss
the way you are now is sick
go somewhere else mox
Haiku # 17486 November 26, 2001 11:23 am ET
by mellie
The mad scream for help
"mind your own business" you say
so selfishness is healthy...

or is it a madness itself?
Haiku # 17485 November 26, 2001 9:56 am ET
by Moxie
I spread on the ground
blankets pushed between roses
and came in the grass
Haiku # 17484 November 25, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Two weeks!!! EGGH, Two weeks!!!

So said the woman as Ah-nold

and so shall I soon
Haiku # 17483 November 25, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Moxie