Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Hey! Man! You're disres-
PESPCTING ME! You gotta
keep 'em seperat-
ed
PESPCTING ME! You gotta
keep 'em seperat-
ed
by
"I may not be a smart man but, I do know how to type words on a computer..."
What's this about bad
times, they run out sooner than you
think... A beer can help.
What's this about bad
times, they run out sooner than you
think... A beer can help.
by
so life isn't a
grid system? Does that mean it's
just non-linear?
by of listening to the lounge version of the Dead Kennedy's "Holiday in Cambodia" Pol Pot! Pol Pot! (strings and tambourine accompany)
somehow, while beaten
down in the worst trough of bad luck
i got a boyfriend
down in the worst trough of bad luck
i got a boyfriend
by
unemployment is
going to run out soon, my
luck just isn't good
going to run out soon, my
luck just isn't good
by of when it rains it pours
went to traffic court
and to my surprise, the young
asshole cop filed
the paperwork on my
case. Charges not dismissed! I'm
pleading NOT GUILTY!
and to my surprise, the young
asshole cop filed
the paperwork on my
case. Charges not dismissed! I'm
pleading NOT GUILTY!
by of all for a left turn at 4:05 in a 4-6pm no left turn zone...cops suck!