Hey! Man! You're disres-
PESPCTING ME! You gotta
keep 'em seperat-

ed

"I may not be a smart man but, I do know how to type words on a computer..."

What's this about bad
times, they run out sooner than you
think... A beer can help.

so life isn't a
grid system? Does that mean it's
just non-linear?

somehow, while beaten
down in the worst trough of bad luck
i got a boyfriend

unemployment is
going to run out soon, my
luck just isn't good

went to traffic court
and to my surprise, the young
asshole cop filed

the paperwork on my
case. Charges not dismissed! I'm
pleading NOT GUILTY!

the dark goddess is
on the prowl looking for a
few good dark times!

new day dawns here
waited up for my bad girl
she danced her butt off

i like my women
the way i like my coffee -
i'm out of coffee

i like my women
the way i like my coffee
cold, black and bitter

Coffee covers me
on the inside, tip of tongue
to black tarry heart

walking down revolution
people harass me
no soy un gringo

some family joules
elevate inherent mood
currently lacking

Increase the voltage
The current will also flow
Ohm's consequences

Here they come again
The killer peas attack us
There is no escape

This place should be on
fire, creative voices lighting
up the hot worlds here

Rubbers a flying
High tension dying and in
its place, bull shit.

man, I must like abuse!!!
:P...to play the game
is to add ammo to a rut

Shakes head...

Some other time...

things are looking up
newtonian reflector
collecting photons

full saturn ascends
heavenly body rising
astronomers gasp

what's up with the doc?
lost his masterful control?
shocking haiku ash, eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!!!

whatever.

( too few syllables
but still satisfying to just say )

electroconvulsive therapy
has too many syllables
but the right impact

it isn't haiku
but it is therapeutic
(no extra charge)

Has B.O.

Swamp mist, eyes water

Ah, S.O.B._

A yellow snake eats
The robin's lone precious egg

weird that the submit
script didn't allow this when
I tried it before

I often feel strange
like an animal up a
tree, or a painting.

at least my scrabble
abilities improved with
all of this free time

it makes you sleepy
and has too much fat, gravy
only makes it worse

gotta use it up -
how about a sandwich of
turkeycobbler and stuffinggravy?

It's cloudy, I'm here
I'm breathing, it's all life
and it's all right

they wake up to their
own hatred, and aren't set for
anothers anguish...

ECT?

I am intrigued
---
To speak thru haikus
seems rather harsh and not
really, who you are...

Who cares, as he brushed
off the feet, let the one Above
deal with Sodom and Gomorrah

often the evangelicals say that when
you dust off your feet and ignore
the "small stuff" it will condemn the
person who is behind it

If I killed myself
if anyone did, I would be in Hell
and I could not escape...

Here I can at least, leave
and not see someone pretend to
be me to get me to react...

If I didn't, it would stop

That last long thing wasn't me...
I don't think "truth" is respected here though

haiku therapy
poor second to e.c.t.
more power to you

depressed and need help?
then find someone who does care
for the likes of you