Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
for the most part green
some orange, red or yellow
cherry tomatoes
Haiku # 17692 December 2, 2001 5:26 am ET
by ash
wonder where ronin
lives? East Coast? Toronto? or
meebe the Midvest.
Haiku # 17691 December 1, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by k_against_ of about to go out to a party where I will get drunk on Czech liquor and see others
I'd say the butthole
surfer in this crowd is the
young flooder below.
Haiku # 17690 December 1, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by k_against_homophobia of a regular chick actually, but why should it really matter?

.....why more pics of men
rather than of trees and grass
......are you a damn gay

....(or just a regular chick)
Haiku # 17689 December 1, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by ronin
Your name says that I
"can't actually hack". Did
I ever say that?

No, I didn't. So
stop making up facts, and THINK!
I'm sure you have a brain.

(on second thought, maybe you don't....)
Haiku # 17688 December 1, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by we're all against k
So it's not the best
way. Like I give a fuck. It
worked, plus you suck dick.
Haiku # 17687 December 1, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by we're all against k
You know if you were
USING a brain you would have
figured out a bet

ter way. But mensa
qualified you are not! So
go play somewhere else.
Haiku # 17686 December 1, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by k_against_lame_little_boys_who_can't actually_hack
You mean that's the only
creative response you've got?
What a moron!
Haiku # 17685 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by k_against_flooder
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17684 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17683 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17682 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17681 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17680 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17679 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17678 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17677 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17676 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17675 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17674 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17673 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17672 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17671 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17670 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17669 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17668 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17667 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17666 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17665 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17664 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17663 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17662 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17661 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17660 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17659 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17658 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17657 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17656 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17655 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17654 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17653 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17652 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17651 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17650 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
h
Haiku # 17649 December 1, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by h


Oregon, our Al
ma Mater, we will guard thee
on and on. Gather

round and cheer her, chant
her glory Oregon. Roar
the praises for Mighty Oregon!
Haiku # 17647 December 1, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by k_against_Corvallis of Mighty Oregon


it's that time again
rain sleeting down surprising
all the newscasters,

Oregonians
are used to it, it's the Big Day
and the Ducks will win.

Haiku # 17646 December 1, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by k_against_the_OSU_Beavers of Back in the Civil War, fighting for the National Chamiopship. I'm not usually a football fan but...when you're ranked 5th in th
The christmas season
makes people do crazy things
like writing haiku
Haiku # 17645 December 1, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Ryan Baxter of philadelphia

..an etched cross, i see
drawn in the vicissitudes
.....of space and time
Haiku # 17644 December 1, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ronin@whatsthisanewsiteforthehackin?

.....i am impressed k
though i refuse to admit
...how about your pic

.(mellie you scare me)
Haiku # 17643 December 1, 2001 8:33 am ET
by ronin@jackandilookabitalikeatfirstglance


When I was younger
I taped every episode
of 5-0. Book 'em!
Haiku # 17642 December 1, 2001 7:15 am ET
by k_against_people_who_demean_Hawaii_5_0