Class inheritance
is something I wrestle with.
The Python tightens

it's coils and it
seems like network programming
suddenly gets clear

er. Nice magic verse!

we've been set up!!!!!!!!!

............i had my exams
everyone Would breeze through it
.............it was too easy

.........(something is fishy...
........coz, if so, things being
.........equal, the seniors get
.........the promotion. DAMN)

just for the record,
i was impersonated..
not my blah blah blah's

dead cat on the road
it was a sure thing that it
would squish just so and freeze

this is weird because
i can do whatever I
want and don't get caught

Cold is moving in
even jacking off gets hard
snow and ice aint nice

this is a strange site
why are you guys writing all this
haiku? Nothing else to do?

t!

huh?

huh?

huh?

huh?

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah

http://65.184.26.213/badhaiku/dis.gif

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah

my incantations
don't always work the first time
pardon the brimstone

whatever happened
to this poor kid Jeremy?
did we scare him off?

i know the password
security, privacy
take your pic (a pun!)

who else has figured
out the guarded secret of
the sorcerer's stoned?

what is the password?
it's a magical riddle:
speak friend, and enter

don't know if i want
to post my pic where a bunch
of drunks write haiku

the mystery solved!
at long last, the truth revealed:
scott is jeremy!...yes, janis!uh, moxie?scott, perhaps?

we are not like one
another, makes the whole thing
worth while...competing?

over what?

I hear imaptient rips
in the paper next to me
saying, I am in a hurry

tell me about how
people do the irredeeming thing
people just do that

Sense of humor, change...
The gothic women of the
world are an all out cure

i theenk i could luv ya janis
thaks for clearin the filters
but its steel toughh

how ya doin mox
stop being in
and be a
regular guy

hastah leh veestuh
mistah luvah luvah

Life's full of cheap shots
some are a bargain, some don't change
moving on but not so

see yhou around k broad
hope you're as pretty
as you'reh pics

i know dude mox
but you're bi
that's y d derogatory
remark
got it dude

cathc (hic) you around
.....gotta go, baby j
..show us your pic ass

(psst...I'm a guy...)...

The silent instant
messages saged a bit of
peace, and time outs

.........fuck it moxie lass
you're still damn frickin around
........no time for foggies

.......(just kiddin around)

Competition is
happiness for a short time
it's gotta be fun

im supposed to take
.managerial exams
i chose to be drunk

........jeremy is scott
people tend to talk more to
....themselves in this site

.......who the hell is he
he looks like he's a retard
....one with a syndrome

....(world series sucks)

.....Ronin, you do tend
to flatter yourself. Instead
I was referring .....

....hey, more than one owns
this site unless, of course, she's
.........tied to one or more

(my pc reg and mail's secured)

H A P P Y B I R T H D AY

B R I T N E Y S P E A RS

WE LUBYA LUBYA !!!

hey aramaeic
is a tough language to read.
For one who seems smart

it wasn't very
intelligent to leave your
full name everywhere.

note to jeremy:
i'd suggest an alias
things get quite rough here

one ex-girlfriend thought
'the best things in life are free"
she gave stolen goods

.........my kids all around me
with my seat and space so cramped
..............i yield to bugs b

.....something in the air...
.a whiff of fresh cold whisper:
........it is christmas time

(what magic to make us more
............human again)

...i'm of mixed blood, the
result of which is perfect...
.......perfectly bloody

..(so who says i cant self-
...........deprecate)

......yuletide carolers
make me reminisce of old
...and bygone decades

.....that were so full of
child-like expections and
........sweet naivete

(just a coupla tens, unlike...)

home from work early
but on official business
....i now write haiku

....(no such thing as
....homophobic, only
....dementia praecox
........for foggies)