Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

im supposed to take
.managerial exams
i chose to be drunk
Haiku # 17730 December 3, 2001 10:29 am ET
by ronin@hichichic

........jeremy is scott
people tend to talk more to
....themselves in this site
Haiku # 17729 December 3, 2001 10:27 am ET
by ronin@Wyou'resoobviousdudeduuuh

.......who the hell is he
he looks like he's a retard
....one with a syndrome

....(world series sucks)
Haiku # 17728 December 3, 2001 10:23 am ET
by ronin@sokisjanis.hitherejanis
.....Ronin, you do tend
to flatter yourself. Instead
I was referring .....

Haiku # 17727 December 3, 2001 9:07 am ET
by the Investigator of having figured out how to upload also

....hey, more than one owns
this site unless, of course, she's
.........tied to one or more

(my pc reg and mail's secured)
Haiku # 17726 December 3, 2001 7:32 am ET
by ronin@reallysherlockyougooddobetterthanthat

H A P P Y B I R T H D AY

B R I T N E Y S P E A RS

WE LUBYA LUBYA !!!
Haiku # 17725 December 3, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ronin@WOOWOOWOO
hey aramaeic
is a tough language to read.
For one who seems smart

it wasn't very
intelligent to leave your
full name everywhere.
Haiku # 17724 December 3, 2001 3:46 am ET
by the Investigator of to judg3
note to jeremy:
i'd suggest an alias
things get quite rough here
Haiku # 17723 December 3, 2001 3:19 am ET
by scott in 17D (strung out)
one ex-girlfriend thought
'the best things in life are free"
she gave stolen goods
Haiku # 17722 December 3, 2001 3:01 am ET
by scott in 1.75D

.........my kids all around me
with my seat and space so cramped
..............i yield to bugs b
Haiku # 17721 December 3, 2001 2:23 am ET
by ronin@sigh

.....something in the air...
.a whiff of fresh cold whisper:
........it is christmas time

(what magic to make us more
............human again)
Haiku # 17720 December 3, 2001 2:21 am ET
by ronin@

...i'm of mixed blood, the
result of which is perfect...
.......perfectly bloody

..(so who says i cant self-
...........deprecate)
Haiku # 17719 December 3, 2001 2:16 am ET
by ronin
......yuletide carolers
make me reminisce of old
...and bygone decades

.....that were so full of
child-like expections and
........sweet naivete

(just a coupla tens, unlike...)

Haiku # 17718 December 3, 2001 2:10 am ET
by ronin

home from work early
but on official business
....i now write haiku

....(no such thing as
....homophobic, only
....dementia praecox
........for foggies)
Haiku # 17717 December 3, 2001 1:47 am ET
by ronin@psychisbeyondyoufaeriequeen
I really thought that
homophobia just meant,
hatred of moxie
Haiku # 17716 December 2, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
have you pondered it?
'Bad Haiku: (necessary)"
strange yet somehow true
Haiku # 17715 December 2, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by scott in 1.5D of from deep inside the mandlebrot set
$$$$$
$$$$$$$
$$$$$
Haiku # 17714 December 2, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
when one spams here like
I have in the past, it is
selfish, and, stupid

Haiku # 17711 December 2, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie of repents of selfish stupidity
Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please

Haiku # 17710 December 2, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The militias, some
want to hide in the past and
cause fear, like they are...
Haiku # 17709 December 2, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Moxie
homophobia
is the hobby of a few
who are quite suspect
Haiku # 17708 December 2, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by Moxie
k, I know you think I'm a nitwit but I still like your pictures...please don't stop posting them due to that fact...

Scrawled poetry in pen
on a wall saying call me for
some hot night, fading
Haiku # 17707 December 2, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Click click click click click
My zip drive makes loud noises
Warranty expired
Haiku # 17706 December 2, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by Jeremy Pavleck of Chicago
C P U overheats
The fan, it has fallen off
Now a paperweight
Haiku # 17705 December 2, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Jeremy Pavleck of Chicago
If your printer jams
Call an H P repairman
Or warranty void
Haiku # 17704 December 2, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Jeremy Pavleck of Chicago
So the last few posts
were not mine and not very
good imitations
Haiku # 17703 December 2, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by k_against_bad_imitations
i agree with you
nazi bastars are awful...
and you were saying?
Haiku # 17702 December 2, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by ap
fuck the entire
world, it's so damn gay, i hate
you nazi bastars
Haiku # 17701 December 2, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by k_against_the_whole_fucking_world
first kookaburra
at two fifty four am
awake new day now
Haiku # 17700 December 2, 2001 11:54 am ET
by mellie


img src='http://www.britneyspears.com/images/gallery/blue/img_lg_blue_05.jpg'
Haiku # 17699 December 2, 2001 8:03 am ET
by lance


http://www.britneyspears.com/images/gallery/blue/img_lg_blue_05.jpg

Haiku # 17698 December 2, 2001 7:56 am ET
by lance
sylvia plath would
have been proud I guess and you
sometimes write good verse

but sometimes it's just
downright silly or it's sick.
Try concentrating
Haiku # 17697 December 2, 2001 7:45 am ET
by k
moonlit mount coolum
old woman wet fringe sighing
scribbly gums stand tall

a crow in the dark
unreal cawing so spooky
maroochy flows past
Haiku # 17696 December 2, 2001 7:39 am ET
by mellie
seems like thousands of
Afgani civilian deaths
are better than our

military per
sonel who dont get scratches
but all the glory
Haiku # 17695 December 2, 2001 7:32 am ET
by k_against_stupid_military_decisions
drunk slightly on czech
liquor, i hope the hiccups
stop and the flooder

dies
Haiku # 17694 December 2, 2001 7:16 am ET
by k_against_???
trying to get rid
of the hiccups, but I can't
get any peace from them.
Haiku # 17693 December 2, 2001 7:14 am ET
by k_against
for the most part green
some orange, red or yellow
cherry tomatoes
Haiku # 17692 December 2, 2001 5:26 am ET
by ash
wonder where ronin
lives? East Coast? Toronto? or
meebe the Midvest.
Haiku # 17691 December 1, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by k_against_ of about to go out to a party where I will get drunk on Czech liquor and see others
I'd say the butthole
surfer in this crowd is the
young flooder below.
Haiku # 17690 December 1, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by k_against_homophobia of a regular chick actually, but why should it really matter?

.....why more pics of men
rather than of trees and grass
......are you a damn gay

....(or just a regular chick)
Haiku # 17689 December 1, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by ronin
Your name says that I
"can't actually hack". Did
I ever say that?

No, I didn't. So
stop making up facts, and THINK!
I'm sure you have a brain.

(on second thought, maybe you don't....)
Haiku # 17688 December 1, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by we're all against k
So it's not the best
way. Like I give a fuck. It
worked, plus you suck dick.
Haiku # 17687 December 1, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by we're all against k
You know if you were
USING a brain you would have
figured out a bet

ter way. But mensa
qualified you are not! So
go play somewhere else.
Haiku # 17686 December 1, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by k_against_lame_little_boys_who_can't actually_hack
You mean that's the only
creative response you've got?
What a moron!
Haiku # 17685 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by k_against_flooder
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17684 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17683 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17682 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17681 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17680 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17679 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k