Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
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My zip drive makes loud noises
Warranty expired
My zip drive makes loud noises
Warranty expired
by of Chicago
C P U overheats
The fan, it has fallen off
Now a paperweight
The fan, it has fallen off
Now a paperweight
by of Chicago
If your printer jams
Call an H P repairman
Or warranty void
Call an H P repairman
Or warranty void
by of Chicago
So the last few posts
were not mine and not very
good imitations
were not mine and not very
good imitations
by
i agree with you
nazi bastars are awful...
and you were saying?
nazi bastars are awful...
and you were saying?
by
fuck the entire
world, it's so damn gay, i hate
you nazi bastars
world, it's so damn gay, i hate
you nazi bastars
by
first kookaburra
at two fifty four am
awake new day now
at two fifty four am
awake new day now
by
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by
sylvia plath would
have been proud I guess and you
sometimes write good verse
but sometimes it's just
downright silly or it's sick.
Try concentrating
have been proud I guess and you
sometimes write good verse
but sometimes it's just
downright silly or it's sick.
Try concentrating
by
moonlit mount coolum
old woman wet fringe sighing
scribbly gums stand tall
a crow in the dark
unreal cawing so spooky
maroochy flows past
old woman wet fringe sighing
scribbly gums stand tall
a crow in the dark
unreal cawing so spooky
maroochy flows past
by
seems like thousands of
Afgani civilian deaths
are better than our
military per
sonel who dont get scratches
but all the glory
Afgani civilian deaths
are better than our
military per
sonel who dont get scratches
but all the glory
by
drunk slightly on czech
liquor, i hope the hiccups
stop and the flooder
dies
liquor, i hope the hiccups
stop and the flooder
dies
by
trying to get rid
of the hiccups, but I can't
get any peace from them.
of the hiccups, but I can't
get any peace from them.
by
for the most part green
some orange, red or yellow
cherry tomatoes
some orange, red or yellow
cherry tomatoes
by
wonder where ronin
lives? East Coast? Toronto? or
meebe the Midvest.
lives? East Coast? Toronto? or
meebe the Midvest.
by of about to go out to a party where I will get drunk on Czech liquor and see others
I'd say the butthole
surfer in this crowd is the
young flooder below.
surfer in this crowd is the
young flooder below.
by of a regular chick actually, but why should it really matter?
.....why more pics of men
rather than of trees and grass
......are you a damn gay
....(or just a regular chick)
by
Your name says that I
"can't actually hack". Did
I ever say that?
No, I didn't. So
stop making up facts, and THINK!
I'm sure you have a brain.
(on second thought, maybe you don't....)
"can't actually hack". Did
I ever say that?
No, I didn't. So
stop making up facts, and THINK!
I'm sure you have a brain.
(on second thought, maybe you don't....)
by
So it's not the best
way. Like I give a fuck. It
worked, plus you suck dick.
way. Like I give a fuck. It
worked, plus you suck dick.
by
You know if you were
USING a brain you would have
figured out a bet
ter way. But mensa
qualified you are not! So
go play somewhere else.
USING a brain you would have
figured out a bet
ter way. But mensa
qualified you are not! So
go play somewhere else.
by
You mean that's the only
creative response you've got?
What a moron!
creative response you've got?
What a moron!
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by