lube of gone stupid
life's caress has waned
duty forever compelled

i'd love a segue
from my little cubicle
to my swinging pad

only Prince could write
a pro-feminist song that's
called "Pussy Control"

*fArT*

A moxie flood?__no :(
Rather a moxie fugue, from
The very depths of HELL

Ask frozen water,
To lift it's icy faces,
The Almighty Sun____

Give me a Segway,
I will leave this earth cleaner,
Slug-slime-like paths gone_________

Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of a parked Segway

Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked bicycle

Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked Segway

There is sweetness
in the trees, and fireflies
lose count of the leaves

But Moxie still sucks ass

being a loser has
certain advantages
like not caring

about self looks

she stands at the well
thirsting for life eternal
shall we drink there now?

............real cute k babe
though i am more more handsome
..........young and virile, too

robert de niro
has a good name for haiku
not schwartzenagger

for syllables
pictures paint a thousand words
more than seventeen

ronin as a real
manger would be something
to behold. Back to WORK!

Class inheritance
is something I wrestle with.
The Python tightens

it's coils and it
seems like network programming
suddenly gets clear

er. Nice magic verse!

we've been set up!!!!!!!!!

............i had my exams
everyone Would breeze through it
.............it was too easy

.........(something is fishy...
........coz, if so, things being
.........equal, the seniors get
.........the promotion. DAMN)

just for the record,
i was impersonated..
not my blah blah blah's

dead cat on the road
it was a sure thing that it
would squish just so and freeze

this is weird because
i can do whatever I
want and don't get caught

Cold is moving in
even jacking off gets hard
snow and ice aint nice

this is a strange site
why are you guys writing all this
haiku? Nothing else to do?

t!

huh?

huh?

huh?

huh?

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah

http://65.184.26.213/badhaiku/dis.gif

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah

my incantations
don't always work the first time
pardon the brimstone

whatever happened
to this poor kid Jeremy?
did we scare him off?

i know the password
security, privacy
take your pic (a pun!)

who else has figured
out the guarded secret of
the sorcerer's stoned?

what is the password?
it's a magical riddle:
speak friend, and enter

don't know if i want
to post my pic where a bunch
of drunks write haiku

the mystery solved!
at long last, the truth revealed:
scott is jeremy!...yes, janis!uh, moxie?scott, perhaps?

we are not like one
another, makes the whole thing
worth while...competing?

over what?

I hear imaptient rips
in the paper next to me
saying, I am in a hurry

tell me about how
people do the irredeeming thing
people just do that

Sense of humor, change...
The gothic women of the
world are an all out cure

i theenk i could luv ya janis
thaks for clearin the filters
but its steel toughh

how ya doin mox
stop being in
and be a
regular guy

hastah leh veestuh
mistah luvah luvah

Life's full of cheap shots
some are a bargain, some don't change
moving on but not so

see yhou around k broad
hope you're as pretty
as you'reh pics

i know dude mox
but you're bi
that's y d derogatory
remark
got it dude

cathc (hic) you around
.....gotta go, baby j
..show us your pic ass

(psst...I'm a guy...)...

The silent instant
messages saged a bit of
peace, and time outs