Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

.....no need to rub it
in Anonymous Poet dude
...she's fair and smart

(so bright and sunshiny)
Haiku # 17874 December 10, 2001 4:49 am ET
by ronin

eef a peec-ture paints a thou-sand wurds
then whyyy can't i paint you..................
Haiku # 17873 December 10, 2001 4:45 am ET
by ronin

yeah britnay
......ees
.original sin
Haiku # 17872 December 10, 2001 3:49 am ET
by ronin

ahhh she looks so sad
........and alone
...needin company
Haiku # 17871 December 10, 2001 3:48 am ET
by ronin@ibetshesshybutsincere

meestah lovah lovah!!!
.great goin great dude
...........the AP
Haiku # 17870 December 10, 2001 3:46 am ET
by ronin
>0_
...)
./.>........................0/
.............................<)
..........<0>............<.<
............(
...........>>.......<0>
........................(
.......................<.>
Haiku # 17869 December 10, 2001 3:44 am ET
by ronin

.......yowza yowza yowz
the greatest luuuv of all dudes
...britney the luuust spears

Haiku # 17868 December 10, 2001 3:33 am ET
by ronin@yeahsureinyourdreamsmelliemox
you know, britany
is so, like, original.
So intelligent!
Haiku # 17867 December 10, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
did I say you could
use my photo on here?
ask me first next time
Haiku # 17866 December 10, 2001 2:18 am ET
by mellie

Haiku # 17865 December 10, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Those were sad times

when, without you,

I watched days come up

And go down again

Haiku # 17864 December 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is not easy
to be sure which
end is which of
A resting snail
Haiku # 17863 December 10, 2001 12:37 am ET
by Kapre
Haiku # 17862 December 10, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17861 December 9, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

le mouse did figure
how to bell the sleeping cat
with just a few clicks

(
Haiku # 17860 December 9, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by indiana
mouse dead stiff useless
went to don the Village tree
at home war games on....

:)
Haiku # 17859 December 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Emerald
... :)
ello there indy
Haiku # 17858 December 9, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Emerald

ows? i tot, i tot
i jaz saw a putty tat
i
Haiku # 17857 December 9, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by indiana
clueless but working
you poor unemployed wench :)
get a job kayty!

Some of us know how, but have respect
Haiku # 17856 December 9, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LONGITUDIAL
VAGINATION, PANTS PART HER
GROINFRO, CAMELTOE
Haiku # 17855 December 9, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by THE ?
afgans celebrate
the taliban's destruction
perfidious yanks
Haiku # 17854 December 9, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
bad haiku postings
they are insignificant
not to be "figured"
Haiku # 17853 December 9, 2001 10:44 am ET
by ap - but the pictures are "nice"

leyt me sey, old kay
i geyt some seysors to cut
ayn a dab of payste?
Haiku # 17852 December 9, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana


it's weird how people
have not figured anything
out here at this site

Haiku # 17851 December 9, 2001 7:29 am ET
by k_against_

....sigh, the things i do
just to catch her attention
.....hoping to date her
Haiku # 17850 December 9, 2001 4:31 am ET
by ronin@gottagooutforacrashcourseoncomputerprogrammingandittechnologyinformationwhatever

........i am Jack's younger
brother, they call me Drag...just
.......plain and simple Drag
Haiku # 17849 December 9, 2001 4:29 am ET
by ronin
Bush says he has prayed
Every day since elected___
Well, so have we ALL!
Haiku # 17848 December 8, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Jay Leno
watching movies from
the seventies concerning
young skateborading guys

the dramas unfold
to cheesy soundtracks and I
wish for the 5-0.
Haiku # 17847 December 8, 2001 7:38 am ET
by k_against_
an atoll explodes
you did say bora bora ?
fire the missile tech
Haiku # 17846 December 8, 2001 7:36 am ET
by ash
like the garden show
as peter cundall would say :
"look, it's dead easy....."
Haiku # 17845 December 8, 2001 7:32 am ET
by ash
when you go to war
with friends like america
who needs enemies ?
Haiku # 17844 December 8, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash

......no can do birdman
no one's having my cookies
........except for janis
Haiku # 17843 December 8, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ronin@howaboutstartinwithyourpicskbabelikewhenyouwerealotyoungerincollege
you know, this is a
really lame webiste, just a
few people flaming.....
Haiku # 17842 December 8, 2001 4:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
visit me website:
at geocities.com
/pterodactylman
Haiku # 17841 December 7, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
under starry skies
forever's not hard to see...
-look at the black bits
Haiku # 17840 December 7, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
mobile phones on trains
looking smaller all the time
I shove them up bums
Haiku # 17839 December 7, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
went to a drag race
wearing womens' clothes-got booked
negligee driving
Haiku # 17838 December 7, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
went to a drag race
weraing womens' clothes-got booked
negligee driving
Haiku # 17837 December 7, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
in the knitting room
old folks are sharing needles
never hearing aids
Haiku # 17836 December 7, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
Walt disney once said:
"It's a Small World After All"
now HE'S in a fridge
Haiku # 17835 December 7, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
I lift up your head
and you respond with sweetness
my PEZ dispenser
Haiku # 17834 December 7, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
blind children eating
spotty broth using fingers
braille alphabet soup
Haiku # 17833 December 7, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
........four vacinations........
....and pills for malaria........
...so what are these dots????.....
Haiku # 17832 December 7, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by ..s...c....o...t....t......
....i figured it out................
......all these dots are left over....
....from the failed dot coms......
Haiku # 17831 December 7, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ...s..c...o...t...t....
..like i got nothing
...........to do but pretend i'm you
.....................i'll take some dots, though
Haiku # 17830 December 7, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by scott

..show my face, you say?
it's one you'd like to sit on
....and grind in-between
Haiku # 17829 December 7, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by ronin

..the last one is for
the Anonymous Poet
.regarding mox pox

Haiku # 17828 December 7, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ronin

......your frontal weggie
is what mox would like to see
.....you better watch out

..(the guy's deeply obsessed)
Haiku # 17827 December 7, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ronin

.....yo sweet chika k
......a little sincerity
there on your part, babe

.....(let's chacha and
......shake the world)
Haiku # 17826 December 7, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by ronin@youmeanyou'reseparated/divorcedorjustplainlydumped?

..17824
aint mine
Haiku # 17825 December 7, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by ronin@mebbeitsscottormox