it's weird how people
have not figured anything
out here at this site

....sigh, the things i do
just to catch her attention
.....hoping to date her

........i am Jack's younger
brother, they call me Drag...just
.......plain and simple Drag

Bush says he has prayed
Every day since elected___
Well, so have we ALL!

watching movies from
the seventies concerning
young skateborading guys

the dramas unfold
to cheesy soundtracks and I
wish for the 5-0.

an atoll explodes
you did say bora bora ?
fire the missile tech

like the garden show
as peter cundall would say :
"look, it's dead easy....."

when you go to war
with friends like america
who needs enemies ?

......no can do birdman
no one's having my cookies
........except for janis

you know, this is a
really lame webiste, just a
few people flaming.....

visit me website:
at geocities.com
/pterodactylman

under starry skies
forever's not hard to see...
-look at the black bits

mobile phones on trains
looking smaller all the time
I shove them up bums

went to a drag race
wearing womens' clothes-got booked
negligee driving

went to a drag race
weraing womens' clothes-got booked
negligee driving

in the knitting room
old folks are sharing needles
never hearing aids

Walt disney once said:
"It's a Small World After All"
now HE'S in a fridge

I lift up your head
and you respond with sweetness
my PEZ dispenser

blind children eating
spotty broth using fingers
braille alphabet soup

........four vacinations........
....and pills for malaria........
...so what are these dots????.....

....i figured it out................
......all these dots are left over....
....from the failed dot coms......

..like i got nothing
...........to do but pretend i'm you
.....................i'll take some dots, though

..show my face, you say?
it's one you'd like to sit on
....and grind in-between

..the last one is for
the Anonymous Poet
.regarding mox pox

......your frontal weggie
is what mox would like to see
.....you better watch out

..(the guy's deeply obsessed)

.....yo sweet chika k
......a little sincerity
there on your part, babe

.....(let's chacha and
......shake the world)

..17824
aint mine

We will found the first
Clone empire; Dolly the Sheep......
Be my lady love!!

One eyed dogs playing
with pointed cats eating cornmeal
and shooting snake eyes

hail literati
yet another place to be
crap on you there too

across ur face i see
none but grazing sheep
i never understand

playing yahoo games
late at night again makes me
feel less alone at

this forlorn hour

you know...this is just
bad haiku, not a really
important concept.

i've nothing to say
but i'll post this anyway
standards are lowered

ive been set up
........again

gotcha!

;) ...... (.)(.)

Winter's frigid breeze,
Again it is stiff nipple time,
Men's icicle eyes ;)

Let's say Burger King
Started serving hummus and
tabouli, 'wich? help...

......how about let's see
singapore or say hongkong
..hongkong would be best

memory craps thus
such lapses of synapses
so subtly traps us

the shame of it all
that was of course THAN june 4
ahead of my time

oh so much hamas
thickly spread over the news
yet no tabooli

living on the edge
one can choose to go over
or to go under

ok mr. ronin,
when is our first date and where?
A girl needs to know.

so flatter yourself
it's not like anyone else
is going to do it

you think she would blush
about my frontal wegie
haiku ronin?___Nah!!