Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
you know...this is just
bad haiku, not a really
important concept.
Haiku # 17819 December 7, 2001 4:27 am ET
by k_against_ of standards lowered...get a grip and show your face!
i've nothing to say
but i'll post this anyway
standards are lowered
Haiku # 17818 December 7, 2001 3:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17816 December 7, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

ive been set up
........again
Haiku # 17815 December 6, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ronin
gotcha!

Haiku # 17814 December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet


Haiku # 17813 December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet


Haiku # 17812 December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
;) ...... (.)(.)
Haiku # 17811 December 6, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Winter's frigid breeze,
Again it is stiff nipple time,
Men's icicle eyes ;)
Haiku # 17810 December 6, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let's say Burger King
Started serving hummus and
tabouli, 'wich? help...
Haiku # 17809 December 6, 2001 10:41 am ET
by BKM

......how about let's see
singapore or say hongkong
..hongkong would be best
Haiku # 17808 December 6, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin@finally
memory craps thus
such lapses of synapses
so subtly traps us

Haiku # 17807 December 6, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ash
the shame of it all
that was of course THAN june 4
ahead of my time
Haiku # 17806 December 6, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ash
oh so much hamas
thickly spread over the news
yet no tabooli
Haiku # 17805 December 6, 2001 8:21 am ET
by ash... even more topical that june 4
living on the edge
one can choose to go over
or to go under
Haiku # 17804 December 6, 2001 8:17 am ET
by ash
ok mr. ronin,
when is our first date and where?
A girl needs to know.
Haiku # 17803 December 6, 2001 6:14 am ET
by k_against_ of san francisco actually, ronin thinks it's oregon because like most guys, he didn't pay close enough attention
so flatter yourself
it's not like anyone else
is going to do it
Haiku # 17802 December 6, 2001 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you think she would blush
about my frontal wegie
haiku ronin?___Nah!!

Haiku # 17801 December 6, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

............k is all silent
..mebbe she's a bit conscious
......blushing and flushing

(or mebbe i just flatter myself)
Haiku # 17800 December 5, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by ronin@goodmorningoregon
Young Santa at christmas,
Would bring all the bad, bad girls,
A frontal wegie //^\
Haiku # 17799 December 5, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
look under the tree
wrapped in a pretty red bow
it's... grandma's new cock
Haiku # 17798 December 5, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17796 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17795 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17794 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17793 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17792 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17791 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
the smells transports me
coriander, tumeric...
but i'll take a plane
Haiku # 17790 December 5, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
sun, hot red curry, tramping
escaping winter
Haiku # 17789 December 5, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by scott
stuff and things and stuff
the missing nervous world when
all is said and done

Haiku # 17788 December 5, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Moxie
why does everyone
insist on sleeping at night?
The gym was empty...
Haiku # 17787 December 5, 2001 7:16 am ET
by k of 4:18am
buzz buzz buzz buzz
shut up and drool some more
im not sure youre asleep
Haiku # 17786 December 5, 2001 3:21 am ET
by guava
I want my girl back
vanished at a cracking pace
looking through her bones
Haiku # 17785 December 5, 2001 3:18 am ET
by mellie
now come night's season
play beneath lights
breath's chance
Haiku # 17784 December 5, 2001 3:10 am ET
by guava
toddle through nowhere
jumps delight beware
i come
Haiku # 17783 December 5, 2001 12:04 am ET
by guava
lube of gone stupid
life's caress has waned
duty forever compelled
Haiku # 17782 December 5, 2001 12:02 am ET
by guava
i'd love a segue
from my little cubicle
to my swinging pad
Haiku # 17781 December 4, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by scott
only Prince could write
a pro-feminist song that's
called "Pussy Control"
Haiku # 17780 December 4, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by are you ready?
*fArT*
Haiku # 17779 December 4, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A moxie flood?__no :(
Rather a moxie fugue, from
The very depths of HELL
Haiku # 17778 December 4, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ask frozen water,
To lift it's icy faces,
The Almighty Sun____
Haiku # 17777 December 4, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give me a Segway,
I will leave this earth cleaner,
Slug-slime-like paths gone_________
Haiku # 17776 December 4, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of a parked Segway
Haiku # 17775 December 4, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked bicycle

Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked Segway
Haiku # 17774 December 4, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is sweetness
in the trees, and fireflies
lose count of the leaves

But Moxie still sucks ass
Haiku # 17773 December 4, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
being a loser has
certain advantages
like not caring

about self looks
Haiku # 17772 December 4, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
she stands at the well
thirsting for life eternal
shall we drink there now?
Haiku # 17771 December 4, 2001 10:04 am ET
by Moxie

............real cute k babe
though i am more more handsome
..........young and virile, too
Haiku # 17770 December 4, 2001 8:13 am ET
by ronin
robert de niro
has a good name for haiku
not schwartzenagger
Haiku # 17769 December 4, 2001 7:10 am ET
by ash
for syllables
pictures paint a thousand words
more than seventeen
Haiku # 17768 December 4, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ash