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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
living on the edge
one can choose to go over
or to go under
Haiku # 17804 December 6, 2001 8:17 am ET
by ash
ok mr. ronin,
when is our first date and where?
A girl needs to know.
Haiku # 17803 December 6, 2001 6:14 am ET
by k_against_ of san francisco actually, ronin thinks it's oregon because like most guys, he didn't pay close enough attention
so flatter yourself
it's not like anyone else
is going to do it
Haiku # 17802 December 6, 2001 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you think she would blush
about my frontal wegie
haiku ronin?___Nah!!

Haiku # 17801 December 6, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

............k is all silent
..mebbe she's a bit conscious
......blushing and flushing

(or mebbe i just flatter myself)
Haiku # 17800 December 5, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by ronin@goodmorningoregon
Young Santa at christmas,
Would bring all the bad, bad girls,
A frontal wegie //^\
Haiku # 17799 December 5, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
look under the tree
wrapped in a pretty red bow
it's... grandma's new cock
Haiku # 17798 December 5, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17796 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17795 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17794 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17793 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17792 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17791 December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
the smells transports me
coriander, tumeric...
but i'll take a plane
Haiku # 17790 December 5, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
sun, hot red curry, tramping
escaping winter
Haiku # 17789 December 5, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by scott
stuff and things and stuff
the missing nervous world when
all is said and done

Haiku # 17788 December 5, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Moxie
why does everyone
insist on sleeping at night?
The gym was empty...
Haiku # 17787 December 5, 2001 7:16 am ET
by k of 4:18am
buzz buzz buzz buzz
shut up and drool some more
im not sure youre asleep
Haiku # 17786 December 5, 2001 3:21 am ET
by guava
I want my girl back
vanished at a cracking pace
looking through her bones
Haiku # 17785 December 5, 2001 3:18 am ET
by mellie
now come night's season
play beneath lights
breath's chance
Haiku # 17784 December 5, 2001 3:10 am ET
by guava
toddle through nowhere
jumps delight beware
i come
Haiku # 17783 December 5, 2001 12:04 am ET
by guava
lube of gone stupid
life's caress has waned
duty forever compelled
Haiku # 17782 December 5, 2001 12:02 am ET
by guava
i'd love a segue
from my little cubicle
to my swinging pad
Haiku # 17781 December 4, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by scott
only Prince could write
a pro-feminist song that's
called "Pussy Control"
Haiku # 17780 December 4, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by are you ready?
*fArT*
Haiku # 17779 December 4, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A moxie flood?__no :(
Rather a moxie fugue, from
The very depths of HELL
Haiku # 17778 December 4, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ask frozen water,
To lift it's icy faces,
The Almighty Sun____
Haiku # 17777 December 4, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give me a Segway,
I will leave this earth cleaner,
Slug-slime-like paths gone_________
Haiku # 17776 December 4, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of a parked Segway
Haiku # 17775 December 4, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked bicycle

Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked Segway
Haiku # 17774 December 4, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is sweetness
in the trees, and fireflies
lose count of the leaves

But Moxie still sucks ass
Haiku # 17773 December 4, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
being a loser has
certain advantages
like not caring

about self looks
Haiku # 17772 December 4, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
she stands at the well
thirsting for life eternal
shall we drink there now?
Haiku # 17771 December 4, 2001 10:04 am ET
by Moxie

............real cute k babe
though i am more more handsome
..........young and virile, too
Haiku # 17770 December 4, 2001 8:13 am ET
by ronin
robert de niro
has a good name for haiku
not schwartzenagger
Haiku # 17769 December 4, 2001 7:10 am ET
by ash
for syllables
pictures paint a thousand words
more than seventeen
Haiku # 17768 December 4, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ash


ronin as a real
manger would be something
to behold. Back to WORK!
Haiku # 17767 December 4, 2001 3:43 am ET
by k_against_
Class inheritance
is something I wrestle with.
The Python tightens

it's coils and it
seems like network programming
suddenly gets clear

er. Nice magic verse!
Haiku # 17766 December 4, 2001 3:39 am ET
by k_against_class_divisions of taking my own exam, if I pass, i get a job, if I fail, bills go unpaid.

we've been set up!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 17765 December 4, 2001 3:36 am ET
by ronin

............i had my exams
everyone Would breeze through it
.............it was too easy

.........(something is fishy...
........coz, if so, things being
.........equal, the seniors get
.........the promotion. DAMN)
Haiku # 17764 December 4, 2001 3:34 am ET
by ronin@hikhijanis
just for the record,
i was impersonated..
not my blah blah blah's

Haiku # 17763 December 4, 2001 2:55 am ET
by the real scott in 2D
dead cat on the road
it was a sure thing that it
would squish just so and freeze
Haiku # 17762 December 3, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by Chris of left of the wide spot in the road
this is weird because
i can do whatever I
want and don't get caught
Haiku # 17761 December 3, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by chris of I DA Ho!
Cold is moving in
even jacking off gets hard
snow and ice aint nice
Haiku # 17760 December 3, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by chris of Pocatello, Idaho
this is a strange site
why are you guys writing all this
haiku? Nothing else to do?
Haiku # 17759 December 3, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by chris
t!
Haiku # 17758 December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by wha?
huh?
Haiku # 17757 December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by huh?q
huh?
Haiku # 17756 December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by huh?
huh?
Haiku # 17755 December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by huh?
huh?
Haiku # 17754 December 3, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by huh?