Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Throw out a leg - trip
a misguided misfitted
fallen messenger.

for the sake of the greater good
Haiku # 17925 December 16, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Obviously a
Moxie attack on ashes
Copyrighted name
Haiku # 17924 December 16, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

old Jedi mind trick
draws forth a semblance of life
here, drink some vodka
Haiku # 17923 December 16, 2001 8:11 am ET
by indiana
so it's not haiku
but see if i give a toss
from twenty years back :
Haiku # 17922 December 16, 2001 7:54 am ET
by ash
just when you think that it's going so well
circumstance transforms nirvana to hell
something around you's beginning to smell
it seems
Haiku # 17921 December 16, 2001 7:53 am ET
by ash
bereft of things that really mattered
cupid lying raped and tattered
lost in pain, romance's shattered
dreams
Haiku # 17920 December 16, 2001 7:52 am ET
by ash
but then that's just the way that it goes
pseudoromantic emotional throes
less on reflection than one could suppose
he thinks
Haiku # 17919 December 16, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ash
released from the bond of distorting affection
pondering over that psychic erection
telling himself in astute recollection
love stinks
Haiku # 17918 December 16, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ash

the vast universe
must somehow contain life forms
that communicates

Haiku # 17917 December 16, 2001 7:46 am ET
by indiana
thinking about it
i'd rather feel your soft parts
than think about it
Haiku # 17916 December 16, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
k you are not bored,
if you are boring, face it,
you are just boring.....
Haiku # 17915 December 16, 2001 12:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
k you should get a
Bitch biopsy, cancer of
the bitch; stop it's spread
Haiku # 17914 December 16, 2001 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
im am fat
my name erica
big nut sack
i cant get a guy
even if i zip down my fly
Haiku # 17913 December 15, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she facinates me
astride me, she is grinding
such a fine jiggle
Haiku # 17912 December 15, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by ap
frozen homeless broad
her face a delighted mask
wow a whole dollar!

Haiku # 17911 December 15, 2001 9:53 am ET
by fuck you
horny lung pictures
pink tissue ripe for fucking
the bleach stink of cum

Haiku # 17910 December 15, 2001 9:47 am ET
by fuck you
Ben Harper cranks out
his heart, guitar becomes a
sauasge grinder for

a sensitive soul.
Haiku # 17909 December 15, 2001 9:06 am ET
by k
Homeless woman takes
my dollar. The frost covers
us tonight. And her?
Haiku # 17908 December 15, 2001 9:05 am ET
by k
i love men, really
just ones who have a brain as
big as they claim...well.....
Haiku # 17907 December 15, 2001 8:51 am ET
by k
rain arrives again
unwelcome to many but
bringing so much life
Haiku # 17906 December 15, 2001 8:49 am ET
by k
grafitti splattered
tunnels take me into the
heart of rain washed streets
Haiku # 17905 December 15, 2001 8:47 am ET
by k
Cold seizes us now,
terrible this going in.
Lights sparkle in snow.
Haiku # 17904 December 15, 2001 8:44 am ET
by k
snow downs the trees with
soft and the stars shine hard with
brilliant dead light
Haiku # 17903 December 15, 2001 8:42 am ET
by k
honestly, that should
get some of you guys going
it's been real boring

(I really did have
a lung biopsy, but it
was all for reaearch).
Haiku # 17902 December 15, 2001 6:33 am ET
by k of no action lately on badhaiku..why?
lung biopsy to-
day, and all guys want to write
about is dicks

what a surprise to
know that while I'm looking at
pictures of my lungs

guys are simply yank-
ing away at their stupid
little, unused dicks.
Haiku # 17901 December 15, 2001 5:46 am ET
by k_against_stupidity
thers a gine in my wine
test and more tests
man i want to have sex
Haiku # 17900 December 14, 2001 11:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ass and gum on my thumb
and genis on my penis
ohh my boner
im a stoner
Haiku # 17899 December 14, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i looked at her lucious breasts
so fine like that science test
looking at them just got me hard
i just felt like a retard
Haiku # 17898 December 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17897 December 14, 2001 6:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmmm...k sounds guilty
doesn't she? I thought I had
picked up code blue

..for a while there
Haiku # 17896 December 14, 2001 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no submit problems
here. Maybe you just need to
reboot or switch off.
Haiku # 17895 December 13, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by k
hmm didn't happen that time!
Haiku # 17894 December 13, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my browser IE 6+ has been
crashing after submitting XP home ed.
any one else? Where is everyone?
Haiku # 17893 December 13, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jump up and down ten
Times, Drink a glass of water,
What is going on?
Haiku # 17892 December 13, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by Janis
janis i think your site
is giving my browser the
hicoughs.... possible?
Haiku # 17891 December 13, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A simple love awash,
Ocean of complexity,
Enjoy the voyage.
Haiku # 17890 December 13, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by pigdog
Canadian snow,
Brightness covers our sins,
Wash those blues away
Haiku # 17889 December 13, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
test test test test test
test test test test test test test
test test test test test
Haiku # 17888 December 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The ROCK Says Bjork and
The Rock says, Bjork and Coffee
The Rock says, haiku
Haiku # 17887 December 12, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Chaos
Haiku # 17886 December 12, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
trekking where you have
never before traveled, the
sound of the leopard.
Haiku # 17885 December 12, 2001 5:45 am ET
by k
She said, "I hope you
Are not alone" and, "thank-you,
Thank-you, thank-you, you".


hmmm...You looks strange if you type it over and over.
Haiku # 17884 December 12, 2001 1:50 am ET
by me, myself and I
Cyberspace goonies,
By green-skinned millions,
Stunned by their bright screens.
Haiku # 17883 December 12, 2001 1:44 am ET
by John Updike
On Jingle Bell Street
Jewels of light all aglow
chilly, chilly night
Haiku # 17882 December 11, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by Emerald
Tender Elric's fall
wishing he was this kind soul
but torment was his path
Haiku # 17881 December 11, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Chaos

empty bottles float
as i sit on the pool
Haiku # 17880 December 11, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
if we now sum up
all parts on this table we can
call her jaqueline
Haiku # 17879 December 10, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by mastahari of austriaah
a layer of fat
swimming on formalin is
called cafe au lait
Haiku # 17878 December 10, 2001 2:32 pm ET
by mastahari of austriaah
ronin can feel her
impaled on his britney spear
pop goes the pop star
Haiku # 17877 December 10, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ash
I don't run with mox
a girl can still dream can't she?
more like a nightmare
Haiku # 17876 December 10, 2001 6:54 am ET
by mellie