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To the children of Kevin Smith

Bad haiku clerks,
mallrats in syllables, chasing mellie?
sworn of dogma...
ap and silent ash strike back...
Haiku # 18016 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Moxie
on the tweleve days of Christmas...
there sure is a lot of ham here...

Mox
Haiku # 18015 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Moxie
Desperate, loser
Cartooner spam, ha-ha-ha
Please get sick and die
Haiku # 18014 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Next time, I will check my HTML.
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Haiku # 17977 ↗ December 22, 2001 11:15 pm ET
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ok k spill it!
you gonna be ok, k?
i want you back here.
Haiku # 17976 ↗ December 22, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ap
hey, lucky people!
here comes your moment of Zen:
"gRaNdMa'S gOt A cOcK"
Haiku # 17975 ↗ December 22, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Key to bad haiku?
Sincerity
Haiku # 17974 ↗ December 22, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm buying a watermellon for myself for Christmas
after all
everyone needs SOMEONE at this time of year!


Haiku # 17973 ↗ December 22, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by moxie - holy watermellons!
Do bears shit in the woods?
Does the American military fuckup all the time?
Simple pieces of shit
Haiku # 17972 ↗ December 22, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie-He was our informer so he must have been telling the truth
You throw pearls before
swine, you best get a damn
good taste for ham
Haiku # 17971 ↗ December 22, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, they see these naive
people and wonder why?
Why aren't they happy, the "wise"?
Haiku # 17970 ↗ December 22, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Moxie
oo ee oo ah ah
the walla walla bing bang
calls me from afar
Haiku # 17969 ↗ December 22, 2001 7:26 am ET
by ash
as many as we are
we are stars in the firmament
precious and whole
Haiku # 17968 ↗ December 21, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Moxie
aw you cunts are sweet
oh yeah and speaking of cunts
i loosened your dog's
Haiku # 17967 ↗ December 21, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire