everyone I know
seems to be sick today, what's
up with that huh?

Pure distance of time,
Why did I wake up thinking,
This is my last year?

tibetan year;
the wet horse cock, now maybe
we'll get religious

radio-active
cat-spiders will skitter, so
i just got it .. doh!

two thousand one
now the colour of memory
betty has the blues

and a black hairy spider cat????

american spam
patriotic and very
appropriate ... doh!

american hordes
living in cartoon dream-world
channel changer life

My cat grew weird legs
from his sides coarse long and black
much like a spider

up the kyber pass
the luck's just about used up
not on your life boy

we could really blow
fingers poised on red buttons
hold my palm olive

all the world's a soap
kashmir bouquet doesn't wash
reach for the remote

rule was "speak softly
and yet carry a big stick"
not "be a dumb prick"

sing duck and cover
money may buy you power
but no brains at all

stupid bastard
has destabilised India,
Pakistan, now what.

big american
cowboy dipstick, wonder how
big HIS bomb shelter is

opps..an extra cylaable so nuke me

we have lied so
many times before, they are
really soooooo stupid

they don't deserve the
truth, they can't handle the truth
so says general jack

Afghani My Lie,
Charlie Company is back,
'brave' americans.

me do you long time joe, one dalla, got gum?

first haiku of year
two thousand two, no liquor,
no friends no life! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

but no and in two thousand two :)

To Sober to read
Bad Haiku at 2:30 AM?
Rubber Ducky Tango.

no profundity
a little liquor with friends
and a year is gone

the sienfelt
episode about the gal
with the big 'man-hands'

was about jennifer aniston

also just noticed,
she has really hairy arms,
like really hairy :(