although it is true,
many people who post here
are slow, site's better

slow.. as in not fast
Slow as in takes a long time
For each page to load

the site just fine
some of the haiku is slow
grandma has a crotch

it's cracking me up
make no bones about it now
granny needs a crutch

Is anyone else
Finding the site to be slow?
If so, please tell me.

Scissors on the floor
I should do my Physics now
I'm getting hungry

I suck so beware
I watch the fussball table
I suck so beware

fuck you

whoah! bad juju
i'm glad i flushed out my cache
i thought i had died

did I miss something?
full up to pussy's ribbon
I don't think I did

submit not working?
there's one thing you gotta do:
clear out your cache, ash

(in Internet Explorer, select ToolsInternet Options, Delete Temporary Files...wave a dead chicken around)

After all this time
here i go again...as if
it's second nature

too many syllables
a rebound phenomenon
after a long break

taking opportunity
the loquacious poet writes
to get his wordsworth

a small miracle
with nana-technology
grandma has a cock

haiku cold turkey
one syllable at a time
is all i can count

submitting from home
i am told the site is down
but from work it works

bad technology
totally appropriate
for such bad haiku

The host machine is
Pentium II 300
The cheap way about.

Is it really slow????
"Oh no," is what Janis says.
'supposed to be better.

the site is really
slow, was something changed or is
it the ISP?

how many times have
you started a stupid bad
haiku and then hit

'clear the form' because
your haiku was stupid and
the thread was stupid

Can winning scrabble
really do that to a man?
Such lumpy boobies!

fans whirling in the
computer, such a soothing
late night sound to hear.

looking at this pic
why does the phrase, burgeoning
man_tits, come to mind

Scott celebrating
another Scrabble victory.
He draws good tiles.

i won at Scrabble
but had two blanks, four s's.
Rosencrantz was pissed.

cache

ash why didn't you
go through the google back door?
the google cashe of bad.

i can't hardly wait
after such a hiatus
time for some haiku

but the real test is
is it moxie-proof??? can it
be made moxie-proof?

this site has a new
whiter white! Much better than
that dusty old site was

I am chewing gum
minty freshness in my mouth
it lost its flavor

we have no snow here
watching the weather channel
top story: weather

I am in a funk
Months and months of work ahead
Gotta pay the man

Finally reborn!
Bad Haiku is back up at a
new, permanent home.

If you are seeing
This haiku, then you can post
On our new server

asdf

all janis's base
are belong to us,
take off every zig

It will all survive
I am downloading the 'base
Every single night

Right now I'm waiting
For the domain name to switch
To it's brand new host.

(any day now)

if I had to guess
I expect our recent posts
won't survive the move

this year is better
than breakfast or dinner were
worse than tofu though

entropy is still
a state of mind, so far this
year ain't been better.

entropy distilled,
memepool really sucks these days,
Boing boing is better.

reclaimed my kitchen
from mold and dirty dishes
entropy postponed

I, gliding, rushing
over slippery electrons,
back to bad haiku

hello fly
you are in an airplane
buzz buzz

us troops wining
shoot-self-in-foot metals in
afghanistan war

funeral shroud of
snow, san francisco dresses
for my aunt's passing

I do find the new
site refreshing sans ronins
boisterous flirting

pythons love chickens
yet find them no match for their
anagramming skills