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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
in the end women
find assholes attractive at
first, but end up with

the nice guys instead.
Haiku # 18901 March 6, 2002 12:12 pm ET
by k of sorry mox...guess that leaves you no chance at all
welcomed by beauty
unexpected perfection
can you see my smile?
Haiku # 18899 March 6, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Penelope loves Scott
k, it's better then?
to be a nice guy with those tendencies
than, an asshole, through and through

since, the girls have those feelings too...
Haiku # 18898 March 6, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
scott is a nice guy
i think, but has tendencies
to be an asshole

Haiku # 18897 March 6, 2002 5:24 am ET
by k of great Scott!
nice guys finish last
but they usually finish
with the best, good hearts
Haiku # 18896 March 6, 2002 5:18 am ET
by k
it's true, women want
an asshole only so they
can heal and tame them
Haiku # 18895 March 6, 2002 5:17 am ET
by k
since ronin never
called me (never gave email)
I went on a date

and it went quite well
he's a rake, but hey, let's have
some fun why don't we?
Haiku # 18894 March 6, 2002 5:15 am ET
by k of for instance....in real life, life goes on
jesus scott! desperate
for dates are we? I mean bad
haiku is pretty low

to go.
Haiku # 18893 March 6, 2002 4:39 am ET
by k
often difficult
the tempered and unleashed heart
slow to learn to heel

anyway, i'm touched
(no surprise to some of you)
....hear you like flowers


Haiku # 18892 March 6, 2002 12:17 am ET
by scott to penelope
tempered heart unleashed
ennui of spirit adrift
of the flesh - unmet
Haiku # 18891 March 5, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Penelope to Scott
"well hey there, farmer.
have you lived here all your life?"
"not yet", he replies
Haiku # 18890 March 5, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by scott (on a different note, some hayseed haiku adapted from "Arkansas Traveller")
my crystal ball says
"answer hazy, try again"
so i'll ask: we've met?
Haiku # 18889 March 5, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by scott to penelope
very quiet yes
hope to quickly leave this place
find space to blossom
Haiku # 18888 March 5, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by jerm
aye says i sure try
but it is hard to deny
this here righteousness
Haiku # 18887 March 5, 2002 5:20 pm ET
by jerm
just checked out Fotki
interesting website Jer
there's a Nottingham??????
Haiku # 18886 March 5, 2002 5:19 pm ET
by must be REAL quiet there
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Haiku # 18885 March 5, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To let go and wonder
to not be sophisticated
to be yourself...

to ignore and move on
Haiku # 18884 March 5, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Mox
young man wonders
my lord, does he speaketh
wonders and do I pretend

nay, i am just wandering
Haiku # 18883 March 5, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Moxie
old man bade me join
handsome boy modeling school
from here say thank you

Haiku # 18882 March 5, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I wonder why he
battles someone who wondered
why he tried to be me

I am nothing to you sir
bother not with me
Haiku # 18881 March 5, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by Mox
Resting assured
that she shall come back around
and all shall be well
Haiku # 18880 March 5, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by Mox
ah, no sir, they
are locked in the struggle of
love, shaved toungues, deft features

Haiku # 18879 March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Virgo is wise and
gives a circle of practical
truth to emotion
Haiku # 18878 March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
some big foot slams down
joined pair deftly dodges prick
stings trite offender
Haiku # 18877 March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
as is the chickadee
silly little bird talks hello
and invites you to smile
Haiku # 18876 March 5, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
I am one *Virgo*
my life an open book then
(true Scorpio knows)
Haiku # 18875 March 5, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Penelope
your art, I like!
Haiku # 18874 March 5, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Mox
kiwis are odd fruit
small, brown, completely flightless..
or are they odd birds?
Haiku # 18873 March 5, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by scott (let me add: sweet and tart)
The two Scorpions
locked in the tall gaze love the
eternal struggle
Haiku # 18872 March 5, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by Moxie
A civil war with
poems is not a creative
effort. I must go so others
can write haiku for now
Haiku # 18871 March 5, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Moxie
he who know shoot straight
else he catch bad bladder blast
right in smelly face
Haiku # 18870 March 5, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I am embarassed
to tell you my life, but I
also ask you, what of yours?
Haiku # 18869 March 5, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Mox
To pretend to have the
great self confidence is to
say you are like you

we live in a culture
that values that over
true flawed humanity
Haiku # 18868 March 5, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Moxie
try to make up life
as you go down the road few
take and make your own path
Haiku # 18867 March 5, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Truth is to get a
life would solve a huge waste of
all your times as well
Haiku # 18866 March 5, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Moxie of I manage...
Mox, prithee do tell
do you live alone or what?
how doth payest bills?
Haiku # 18865 March 5, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by er, just wondering......
old man baba fan
said stand back and let it all
fly over you, so
Haiku # 18864 March 5, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Moxie
The group though, tends to
agree, as a group, when it
is of one whole clique
Haiku # 18863 March 5, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by Mox
so I see myself
through others whose true selves
lie to say, myself
Haiku # 18862 March 5, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Moxie
(simply hit shift key)
continuous depression
--capitalism!--
Haiku # 18861 March 5, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
he sends "us" his spores
leaves intelligence smiling
dead mullets shining
Haiku # 18860 March 5, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
unity is key
for those under control of
capitalism
Haiku # 18859 March 5, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by someone of NH
poets like the moon
where the light is brightest found
shadows are deeper
Haiku # 18858 March 5, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by A. Musing
scottological
demonstrable truths will show
within every *fact*
Haiku # 18857 March 5, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by Penelope
crap from bung daddy
is really pretty good shit
although quite nutty
Haiku # 18856 March 5, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by scottological
Universal truth
is centered on a good poo
and a happy bung
Haiku # 18855 March 5, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
something about Scott
poetic logic he's got
got to love him - lots
Haiku # 18854 March 5, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
a paradox then:
you fight for our acceptance
and so we fight back

who would wish you dead
if you didn't post this crap?
you're fighting yourself
Haiku # 18853 March 5, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by scott
listen, if you think
you're eternally damned
that's why i got off here

to live life with people
who I gave a shit about
and vice versa

not to listen to the opinions of those i did not know
Haiku # 18852 March 5, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Moxie
no!! I just like to fight
to try and convince others
that I have a right to live
Haiku # 18851 March 5, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie