it's retro haiku!
grandma's cock pops up again
and NT, once more

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

double-chin stretching
above both ears, Arial
Sharon -- Killer Whale.

Farts were once funny
till I filled cats with bean dip
and laid down the bomb

During photographs
meaty log lays on my leg
Grandma has a cock!

Polyester pants
with green floral prints reveal
Grandma has a cock!

Six vodka tonics
stale hair and cigarette smoke
double gutter ball

It's been a long year
full of fun and also fear
but not a short beer

Army of boy-bands
attract heat-seeking missiles
from star-destroyer

hair today, gone now
cholesterol turns brains off now
and makes one lose hair

bones of old lovers
could be put to some good use
basis for good stock?

i use computers
the reason i'm not clever
burning plasma death!

if i could stab you
for all of these great haiku
machete flame death!

sex with a stranger
like propositioning whores
names aren't important

senses are funny
you smell the fart i emit?
see the stink rays climb

but sheena honey
you said you liked surprises
so what's the big deal?

okay, i'm a fool
aren't you amusing kids?
i'd like to hurt you

or at least cause you
to feel the burning blushes
of self-hating shame

your joke was funny
you proved that i'm an idiot
thank you and ha ha

the key here of course
keep your knickers on at least
till the rubbing's done

maybe "she" was a
he? Or masseuse a she with
a big clitoris?

wonder what she did
when masseuse did get hard-on
who relieved just what

went for a massage
two hands had he busily
working out some kinks

was slightly surprised
when a bump did - a rise - swelled
hard against my head

the key here, of course,
is a truck towed from the back
(and twisted humor)

wait till they're asleep
tailgate a truck that's in tow
now scream your lungs out

sure, these are small charms
and not worth much nowadays
back to the haiku

calling code magic....
sorcerers apprentice stuff,
mickey-mouse logic.

if dot-comers were,
so "magic" why are they so
unemployable?

intangible things?
harmony, structure, beauty
bring serenity

making them appear?
best left to Scott, k, et al
magicians play here

frightening concepts :
pre-emptive nuclear strikes
haiku by moxie

i'd teach you magic
but think some would misuse it
this site is fragile

sorry that's
http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php

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a very nifty site for
those long url's

ash thanx for info
will be my new haiku fix
tickled pink I am

every thang's all white
thanks to The Fighting Whities!
gotta love these guys

'scuse the schizoid post
the address was so damn long
it goes off my screen

http://www.thefulldeck.com/coda.nsf/opensite?open&SITE=thefulldeck&MAIN=/coda.nsf/pages/TheFullDeck?open@page=1

fascinating stuff
but you're at the wrong site scott
try posting it here

Canada Customs


"Officer," I said
"I can shit out the balloon,
If you really want."

cold fusion, again
this time in a bubble bath
pop goes the neutron

twelve

Lolita? yeah...right
certainly something a miss
maybe around twleve?

really bad haiku
Nick Numb that was quite the scene
such a way with words

changes deliver
man to fates uncertainty
hands him destiny

I have a white pussy
small, soft and so very sweet
his name is kaspurr

"SEXKTN2" plates
on an old, dinged up plymouth
i'd fix her wagon

the world's sinnical
think we've reached the pinnacle
find a clinical

well said Mox! must say
guess wonders will never cease
not a bad idea

Everyone here needs
to get drunk one day and go
bowling on Sunday

when you're spearfishing
don't forget what momma said
rubber suit protects

vodka and Simon
and Simon reruns i must
be in heaven now

bearded clams or were
you after muscles? It does
make a difference....