Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haven't been 'round much
Are all you guys behaving?
Or is it chaos?
Haiku # 19435 April 2, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Janis
The fluorescent glow
Helps the seedling tomatoes
In the early spring
Haiku # 19434 April 2, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Janis
What isn't good is
when the fight takes over and
stoicness ceases...
Haiku # 19433 April 2, 2002 9:47 am ET
by Moxie
It's so nice to see
That some things just don't change here,
Like the twat quota.
Haiku # 19432 April 2, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19431 April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19430 April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19429 April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19428 April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19427 April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate my idle
words, He may forgive me but
I know I will not
Haiku # 19426 April 1, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by Mox
In New hampshire where
anonymous poets live
you can meet Santa
Haiku # 19425 April 1, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie
Frustrated with the
"fuck offs," those who laugh
at reactions tend to...

not be happy themselves
Haiku # 19424 April 1, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by Moxie
I want to see you
write a real haiku not aimed
at the end of now!
Haiku # 19423 April 1, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by Moxie of to ap
Why am I aiming
anger at poets who've done
no harm to me but

just a few angry
reaction seekers? There's no
look of comprehension
in a taco bell employee sometimes
Haiku # 19422 April 1, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Christianity
is best served dead, a dead lie
A lie I bought too long
Haiku # 19421 April 1, 2002 9:58 pm ET
by Moxie
I guess I'd better
throw cyanide to the pigs
and have bbq later...

pearls just don't get it
Haiku # 19420 April 1, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by Moxie
I forgot......FUCK OFF moxie
Haiku # 19419 April 1, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
eat shit and THEN walk away moxie
Haiku # 19417 April 1, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if anyone here
needs a nice toilet bowl brush
please take a look - thanks!

(that's http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/sfc/for/3361971.html for the paranoid - no cookies or other BS)
Haiku # 19416 April 1, 2002 6:05 pm ET
by scott
moxie walks away
and yet still winds up back here
is one leg shorter?
Haiku # 19415 April 1, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by scott
i'd guessed boston gal
and penelope the same
(similar flirting)
Haiku # 19414 April 1, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by scott
stonehenge stands alone
many but one circle void
save of mystery
Haiku # 19413 April 1, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
there's always one stare
one stop, one road block to you
sometimes it's yourself
Haiku # 19412 April 1, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19411 April 1, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't stand stone faced
but have to walk away in
the face of fighting
Haiku # 19410 April 1, 2002 10:44 am ET
by Moxie
some are driven by the
need to tell others to be
like us, playing God
Haiku # 19409 April 1, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Moxie
stick your head up
your ass bung (moxie) Oh! right!
it's already there.
Haiku # 19408 April 1, 2002 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rotten Easter eggs
Boiling up from the crapper
Jesus has risen
Haiku # 19407 March 31, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
it is difficult
to fathom just how lame you
are moxie, FUCK OFF!
Haiku # 19406 March 31, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mystery as was
in the days of the past man
is still human, still
Haiku # 19405 March 31, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Mox
I realized I was
an unwanted child, when I
found out my bath toys...

...were a hair dryer
and an electric toaster
once, a t.v. set.
Haiku # 19404 March 30, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
And thats what happens
When you don't hail to the chimp
Oh, please dear God why?
Haiku # 19403 March 30, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
She walks to and fro
Shakes her numer two pencil
Always in blind fret

Constantly smiling
Diagnosis, Obsessive-
Compulsive Disord'r

Haiku # 19402 March 30, 2002 8:10 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
It's hard to blink at
tragedy all at once as
it sinks in like silt...
Haiku # 19401 March 30, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Moxie of all the stuff happening
jesus has risen
the middle east in coma
lives its own nightmare
Haiku # 19400 March 30, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by ash
it had to happen
copy-cat pos(t)ers glom one
of my many "pens"
Haiku # 19399 March 30, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Boston gal (not so A. Musing just sounds depressed, which I'm not)
Televised bullshit,
Transfixes, stupefies world..
Hypnotizes world.

We move in global
Delusional trance, surreal,
Bloody, skeletons.
Haiku # 19398 March 30, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by A. Musing
come here quite often
but really can't figure why
must be atmosphere
Haiku # 19397 March 30, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)
"Do you come here of-
ten?" was mine...I shouted at
the man with glasses
Haiku # 19396 March 30, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by another friend (my sucessful pickup line)
"so, you wanna dance?
i mean with me, later on?
i'm a freak, but nice..."
Haiku # 19395 March 30, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by my (unsucessful) pickup line
poet bares her heart
we are quietly silenced
for a little while
Haiku # 19394 March 30, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by a cloud of witnesses
my brother went zoom
he was only sixteen then
that's all he got to
Haiku # 19391 March 30, 2002 11:27 am ET
by mellie
old mazda bravo
300,000 k's +
goes varoom varoom

when I was a girl
I wrote off a wee vee dub
I hit the bulldust

flew, then hit a tree
hung upside down in seat belt
I was seventeen

Haiku # 19390 March 30, 2002 11:21 am ET
by mellie
love that zoom- zoom kid
he's simply adorable
(tho' a Mazda ad)
Haiku # 19389 March 30, 2002 11:19 am ET
by Siggy ( one I forgot)
why so many trees in
Compton? Because they cannot
afford cars
Haiku # 19388 March 30, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fucking idiots,
the zoom/zoom kid should die in
screaming agony.

hopefully he will
wrapped around a lamp-post..zoom-
zoom blood on sidewalk
Haiku # 19387 March 30, 2002 11:12 am ET
by yeah get a car help to destroy the world you blind moronic fools and then feel 'good' about yourselves for having 'wheels' arrrr
have a Maxima
love the way it goes zoom-zoom
speed and luxury
Haiku # 19386 March 30, 2002 9:58 am ET
by Max, Boston gal and Penelope ( A. Musing) A reformed Catholic et al
Just Spring
flowering under stars
Moon floating in trees
Haiku # 19385 March 30, 2002 6:29 am ET
by k
it gears well at the speed
of 80 miles p hour
and it loves the snow
Haiku # 19384 March 30, 2002 6:29 am ET
by k of i love my subaru imprez outback sport 2000 model
mellie's got a sub
are you driving too fast ap?
mine flies click speed trap
Haiku # 19383 March 30, 2002 2:24 am ET
by mellie, I LOVE my subaru too