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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
odd warnings out of
the blue, emotional games
played by those hell bound...
Haiku # 19560 April 6, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Moxie
the scatological
language that some use to
fight the good fight, shit...
Haiku # 19559 April 6, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by Moxie (Jeremy's getting good...)
talentless haiku
telling people to fuck off
get yourself a life
Haiku # 19558 April 6, 2002 8:09 am ET
by Drophammer
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19557 April 6, 2002 6:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19556 April 6, 2002 5:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Always paint with what
you saw, Michelangelo
only did this way.
Haiku # 19555 April 6, 2002 4:27 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
i do what i please
just like everyone else here
it's only a play
Haiku # 19554 April 6, 2002 2:15 am ET
by scott
Israel
Haiku # 19553 April 6, 2002 1:05 am ET
by Tony Blair
Fuck off moxie!!!!!
(and scott too)
Haiku # 19552 April 6, 2002 12:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"we are all pilgrims on the same journey"
it's just that some of us have better road maps,
control yourself scott or use your anger to fight something worthwhile
Haiku # 19551 April 6, 2002 12:33 am ET
by moxie
One lawyer is a shyster,
Two can form a law firm, and three or
more is a legislative body
Haiku # 19550 April 6, 2002 12:29 am ET
by moxie
when you've seen one train
wreak, you've seen them all ...
Haiku # 19549 April 6, 2002 12:26 am ET
by H. D. T.
oh, fuck off yourself
no, actually, in your case
it's more like jack off
Haiku # 19548 April 5, 2002 10:25 pm ET
by scott
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19547 April 5, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
but most of all Fuck offfffff moxxxxxieeeee!!!!!
Haiku # 19546 April 5, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off scott and bad haiku addict
Haiku # 19545 April 5, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off scott and bad haiku addict
Haiku # 19544 April 5, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie!!
Haiku # 19543 April 5, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kind of you to say
i have many favorites here
(janis uber alle)
Haiku # 19542 April 5, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by scott (never hurts to thank the host)
why do mothers seem
like the biggest hypocrites
being insecure?
Haiku # 19541 April 5, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by Moxie
Reading bad haikus...
Scott, you're my favorite!
Where is boston gal?
Haiku # 19540 April 5, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by bad haiku addict
reading bad haikus
laughing out loud at my desk
thank you, everyone!

(that includes Moxie)
Haiku # 19539 April 5, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by bad haiku addict
well, getting mad on
black flies is silly with spring
you swat, and bug off
Haiku # 19538 April 5, 2002 4:44 pm ET
by Moxie
just had a pelvic
female gynocologist
god, that girl was rough
Haiku # 19537 April 5, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by Dazed
once upon a time
poems were simple and clear
I do miss those days
Haiku # 19536 April 5, 2002 4:38 pm ET
by Dazed
lighten up a bit
glorious spring...finally
frangapini blooms
Haiku # 19535 April 5, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Marfa
critique rhymes, but no
reason? Scientology
say, clear your mind, bucks?
Haiku # 19534 April 5, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Moxie
admit the blood on
the bitten toungue, and no words
escaped from a mouth

that should have been good
and quiet, restless and needs
approval from dust
Haiku # 19533 April 5, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Moxie
texans are not to
be disrespected because
Alamo was hell
Haiku # 19532 April 5, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by moxie
they do not respect
evil, because evil is
trying to do worse to

get back for little
to lower self below the
schoolyard bully, loss
Haiku # 19531 April 5, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Moxie
stupidity is
wasting time on ingrates when
you should join Satan

smite them in the face
draw blood, break jaws, go to jail
and become "a 2 legged animal
worse than a four"
Haiku # 19530 April 5, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Moxie
eye for an eye and
fuck off for a fuck off what
does the word mean? two
scorpios...

gotta win, even if it kills us
Haiku # 19529 April 5, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Moxie
they are children so
tough, but unaware of the
power they hold, chalk marks

surrounding their gun soaked playgrounds
Haiku # 19528 April 5, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Moxie
tired eyes reading
Crowley, staring blank, into
the child, fresh meat, a priest
Haiku # 19527 April 5, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Moxie
it's this focus over
and over, repeated demonic errors
and, not only do they get my soul

but yours shortly after
when you become your own next victim
Haiku # 19526 April 5, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Moxie
I have a bite mark
in my hand and a tear in my crotch
from, god knows what
Haiku # 19525 April 5, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by Moxie
I waste my powers
on people who are just void
and hurt others also
Haiku # 19524 April 5, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
wasting energy
on vampires who drain all and
move on to fresher

victims
Haiku # 19522 April 5, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by Moxie
why are you telling me to fuck off?
Haiku # 19521 April 5, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
since hotmail is down
my new email address is
badhaiku dot com
Haiku # 19520 April 5, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by scott
Heeyyyyy! James Brown on stage,
well, sort of, Eddie Murphy
actually. Heeyyyy! Yeah!
Haiku # 19519 April 5, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19518 April 5, 2002 1:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
all these people who
want others to fuck off, is
like the drive by shots

unseen, cowards, drive
children with guns, no ass slapped
cry when in the jail
Haiku # 19517 April 5, 2002 12:21 pm ET
by Moxie
I notice my loss
my failures, my enemies
more than any friends

they tend to group in
droves and attack the "weak" due
to some swarming thing
Haiku # 19516 April 5, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Moxie
we note that there was
a small minded person who
Billy Madison

was the target for
because, they paid the small man
for a job, a dime
Haiku # 19515 April 5, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by Moxie
i am pretty sure
some haikus have gone missing...
hallucination?
Haiku # 19514 April 5, 2002 12:09 pm ET
by scott
the state of Texas
a state of mind, its big or
we make it feel so

(the difference is only philosophical)
Haiku # 19513 April 5, 2002 1:57 am ET
by mike of in the big ol state of texas
Betty LeBomb? off
to Thailand? are you on the
next Survivor? cool!
Haiku # 19512 April 5, 2002 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have just one wish
Masturbate with jellyfish
Ow! My penis hurts
Haiku # 19511 April 5, 2002 12:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life is a dead end
First of all I'm not your friend
Misfit bug-eyed men
Haiku # 19510 April 5, 2002 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet