mewrowr? mewr mrrow
seven syllables of cat
are too hard to scan
by sheena
belov-ed sunshine
this house feels much like a kiln
summer is coming
by jesse of cincinnati
how can haiku stop?
shit and poetry don't end
equal amounts here
by sheena
mysterious cat
so many stories to tell
and only one word
by scott
the muse is angry
spraying bodily fluids
from all orifices
by scott, saving Chowerhead the effort
infinite is
the permutation of one
when one is deep sky
by sheena
real sorry, jesse
will try not to spraypaint folks
tough to control, though
by sheena
mox, you're a fuckwit
i came to check the haiku?
inane once again
by sheena
your spastic colon
i can't take you anywhere
how embarrassing
by jesse of cincinnati
haiku is finite
when the last one is written
we'll need new hobbies
by scott (practice your sonnets)
this is my haiku
i have now wasted two lines
this is the third one
by jesse of cincinnati
Urban youths gyrate
on cardboard in baggy clothes
by Chowderhead
The Muse is angry
using haiku for chat makes
her want to vomit
by Chowderhead
Well, some know the game
and some make up the rules as
they go right along
by Diablo
Y my rating sucks
'cause dave's a proper bastard
dickhead dot com too
by mellie
Well, I guess you take
it as it falls and deal with
Grandma's cock per diem
by Diablo
it must be dave's fault
when i lose literati
grandma has a cock
by ash (with a thx to mellie)
When someone catches
on fire, sometimes, it's a
spiritual flame
then again, we are rife
for satire here
by Diablo
Which came first, the press?
The president, the king? Well
Sheep are sheep are sheep
by Diablo
banned for life thats what
one bartender says, yet he
makes it such a point......
by Anonymous Poet
pee pull pee pull pee
pull pee pull pee pull people
grandma has a cock
what came first moxie?
the pee the pull or moxie
some people really!
by mellie
"free Winona"? geez!
one thing I can't stand at all
celebrity crooks
by A. Musing (not) upon seeing the cover of "W" magazine
smoking black-and-milds,
chilling in the impala.
damn! those hos look good.
by bad haiku addict of i found this on gangsthaiku
the nerds: less geeky
the tech: less pie in the sky
apple: still shiny
of course, as always,
it's for the faithful; shirts read
"x - windows killer"
by scott, WWDC report
self-immolation
achieved through haiku flame wars
is this a protest?
by scott
unravelling
cathartic mental breakdown
it's facinating
by ap
let me burn myself
and let me burn others words
into the flames they go
fuck off in smoke
by Moxie
Well, this website isn't much of a loss, anyways...
Leaving it behind would be good for me, for sure
by Mox
here's my other cheek
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
what I'd like to hear
is people actually being
people to one another
by Moxie
well, a lot of 1st
drafts a poem don't make, so
Towers fall, and so do i
by Moxie
I aint got no education
I aint got no satisfaction
I can't even count sheep
thank god i'm a country girl
FUCK OFF MOX
you are a pox on badhaiku
and on the world in general
you rave on and dont
make sense
or poetry
by mellie
moxie you wanker
why dont you shut the fuck up
I once called you mate
by mellie
intelligence grants
the individual doubt
sheep are not lonely
by jack rabbit
actually, Shemhamandeggs
no ashes, just lots of
demonic cholesterol
if one has a Cthulhu problem
make sure there's a lot of
tartar sauce in stock
by Moxie
let us be thankful
the people here are such
lovely servants of the devil
the unaware are his best agents
hail Satan, Shemhamforash
by Moxie
the latest news on
the middle east is the same
news 2000 years ago
Shemhamforash, hail Satan
by Moxie
stand out quietly I
suppose, in this power hungry
little "court" game of
secret handshakes and backroom
gay toilet deals, I mean that literally
horniness, and appetite
that's all it is, hail Satan
by Moxie
when confronted with
some success of the person
they were dissing, they
shut up and find another
target, due to their own
unwillingness, to stand out
the weak intelligent are
prey for themselves
by Moxie
The thing is that
people who gossip on
people who are dif
are the same kind who
congregate at the water cooler
and kiss each others ass
at the job, fake as hell
by Moxie
i'm off to bed now
you'll have to talk to yourself
to find the answers
by ash
mindless terror to
make a point, when other means
would be far better
by Moxie
indeed, high in much
fiber, but constipation stiffs
the inner bowels
by Moxie
cereal killer
but it goes against the grain
no moral fibre
by ash
it's just a lot of
talk, sometimes, but my kids if
I take life head on
will have to live with
the sins of the father, as
do your own children
by Moxie
I would not be so
literal, lad, there's something
very wrong with me, and
to let the people here
get to me and hurt them back
how the heck is that "Christian..."
psycho crusader murderers...
by Moxie
close your eyes and breathe
beyond the bars of your cage
you're already free
by ash
