Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haiku # 20716 May 24, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20715 May 24, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20714 May 24, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20713 May 24, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20712 May 24, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the blues are so good
when they are from that core place
of real deep sadness


Give the Drummer Some...!
Haiku # 20709 May 24, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by k of just discovered Lousiana Red...wow!

........rising sun is best
there is that glimmer of hope*
.......that fills in the void

...........(*-that's me)
Haiku # 20708 May 24, 2002 7:03 pm ET
by ronin@

...........you call 24th
"early" May? it's the 4th week
.......of the loony month

......(of this year, that is)
Haiku # 20707 May 24, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by ronin@Janisistoobusyworkingpleaseunderstand
You silly people
Who takes insults here for real?
Truth is we are bored.
Haiku # 20706 May 24, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by WyldKyss
internet news the
harbringer of chandra, bombs,
idiots in charge
Haiku # 20705 May 24, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by k
alone with pixels
i brush the dust off the screen
stare into the void
Haiku # 20704 May 24, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by k
contemplating the
computer screen for a full
morning of non-work
Haiku # 20703 May 24, 2002 2:50 pm ET
by sandra
nevada in the summer
is hot and everything else
but vegas is nice
Haiku # 20702 May 24, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by sandra
trying to get the
hang of writing bad haiku
this isn't that hard
Haiku # 20701 May 24, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by sandra
silicon valley
silicon breasts, beasts and all
manner of plastic
Haiku # 20700 May 24, 2002 2:24 pm ET
by k of the 'Ho (San Jose)
What's madness but no
bility of soul At odds
with circumstance? The

day's on fire! I
know the purity of pure
despair...The edge is

what I have.

Haiku # 20699 May 24, 2002 3:23 am ET
by k of poetry can be quite cool
watching the sun go
down on the ocean reminds
me of something else
Haiku # 20698 May 24, 2002 3:20 am ET
by k of ha!
count the syllables
and have another drink, think
how stupid this is

Haiku # 20697 May 24, 2002 3:18 am ET
by k of :)
anyway, men who
logic love miss the point, those
that feel, just get it
Haiku # 20696 May 24, 2002 3:09 am ET
by k_against_models of why do guys say that want intellect? and then go just for looks????
skinned, and I'm 3
4, red hair, live the life of
a single chick and

I program, write, and
generally try to just
enjoy this weird life
Haiku # 20695 May 24, 2002 3:05 am ET
by k_still_against_everyone of working again finally, lost out at love (shocking!) and reading Roethke over and over again
sure whatever make
me into a sexual
object or just a

haiku girl, really
don't care I've slagged you all off
many times, I'm thick skinned
Haiku # 20694 May 24, 2002 3:03 am ET
by k_against_everyone of ronin, ap, WAHTEVER!!!! I just don't care. As long as it's not Mox


never been on board
the British ship QE2
as it sailed today
Haiku # 20693 May 23, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by indiana
to the web mistress:
I'm coming to Toronto
meet me for a drink?

early May Janis
would be fun to meet with you
is that possible?
Haiku # 20692 May 23, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by mellie
Bush knew, or did he?
Does it matter? It's only
Three thousand people.
Haiku # 20691 May 23, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet



try painting right side
polarity repels cops
while the poles attract
Haiku # 20690 May 23, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by indiana
My car will go zoom
Paint "Cop Magnet" on the side
Another ticket
Haiku # 20689 May 23, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Important thing lost
Vision is blurry today
Glasses left at home
Haiku # 20688 May 23, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss


that cardinal change
disrobes the queen to e2
for a fitting move

Haiku # 20687 May 23, 2002 8:44 am ET
by indiana

.i am quite constrained
to make a conservative
........reply - Bc6!
Haiku # 20686 May 23, 2002 5:32 am ET
by ronin@nowalkingonthewildsideforme


the table is set
with wine, silver and china
while time eats away
Haiku # 20685 May 23, 2002 4:14 am ET
by indiana
you know the answer,
all your job belong to us,
...................
Haiku # 20684 May 23, 2002 2:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Listening to stuff
Posting bad haikus on here
Is this what job is?
Haiku # 20683 May 22, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by WyldKyss

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20682 May 22, 2002 7:40 pm ET
by ronin

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20681 May 22, 2002 7:40 pm ET
by ronin

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20680 May 22, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by ronin
Local Radio
All your base are belong to
Us, is playing now.
Haiku # 20679 May 22, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by WyldKyss
are you counting ref?
rattle of pea, infringements
I cop penalty
Haiku # 20678 May 22, 2002 7:10 am ET
by mellie
a tight head pleases me
alfie handles balls with style
lockyer goes off

straight-up bennett
only thing crooked's ya smile
beautiful maroons
Haiku # 20677 May 22, 2002 7:03 am ET
by mellie, QUEENSLANDER!!
..............I am sorry k.............
.......I will not mock/imitate
.......you again, come back.....

........love's ya honey....
Haiku # 20676 May 22, 2002 1:12 am ET
by ronin......................................

..........let the lady be
she might have her own pacing
.......or none at all dude
Haiku # 20675 May 21, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by ronin@howaboutaknuckleheadsandwich

..with your latest move
you're practically giving
.....the center to me
Haiku # 20674 May 21, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by ronin to indy@areyousurethatyourmove
Lolita drops trou
(size two Calvin Kleins) says hey
kiss my royal ass
Haiku # 20673 May 21, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by Lolita to Anonymous Poster
My tooth aches right now
Medical Coverage costs lots
I just suck it up
Haiku # 20672 May 21, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by WyldKyss
The way he can float,
you'd think he was a dead whale.
Metaphors: so real.
Haiku # 20671 May 21, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by merlin of http://www.KungFuGrippe.com/
was never away
it looks like moxie's away
mostly with pixies
Haiku # 20670 May 21, 2002 2:23 pm ET
by mellie
HITLER HAD MY UFO BABY

Push, mein F
Haiku # 20669 May 21, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by Jonathan B
fuck off lolita
Haiku # 20668 May 21, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya see, the past?
just so much crap...enlightenment?
what is advertised.
Haiku # 20667 May 21, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by get it? get it? just trying to reclaim the dots in this world from knuckle-head ronin

......i meant fisher guys
a toast to stephen jay gould
........evolution's ace
Haiku # 20666 May 21, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by ronin@thegreatpretender
cereal-box zen,
tomorrow is advertised,
the past..down toilet.
Haiku # 20665 May 21, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet