bitter and twisted
or thoughtful entertainment
it's all bad haiku
by ash
U.S. A. Land mines
Killing or maiming scores of
Children every day
Happy 4th you twits or murderous bastards
by Anonymous Poet
U.S.A. Land mines
Killing or maim scorces of
Children each day
Happy 4th you twits or murderous bastards
by Anonymous Poet
independence day
well done, rulers of the world
bad luck, dependents
by ash
eat shit, pig fucking
selfish, third-world destroying,
americanskis
oh...and fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
Happy 4th Kyss...
and the rest of you
Happy 4th
by Mox
rumsfeld just like ike
before him, kindly faced
monster, evil deeds
by ghost of Patrice Lumumba
The sweltering heat
With the added bonus of
A garbageman strike
by Janis of Toronto
wierd symptoms prevail
like silent ischemia
cardiac morass
by echo
I have a heart
palpitation, and I'm not
sure if it's blockage
by Mox
The alien came here
Klatu barada nicto
He told his robot
He came to stop us
Our wars would be our undoing
The doctor helped
by Small Town Voodoo of A Small Town
new financial year
some old lies brought to account
with creative flair
by ash
Where is Lauren's car?
Junkyard? No. Big rip in tire.
Dead car at Lydia's.
by Lauren of http://www.geocities.com/randomhaiku
I had 8 bottles
Maybe 9, you can't be sure
When you drink sake
by WyldKyss
My red wookie dead
Would have liked to use him more
Death from atrophy
by Kackarott
old men drive young men
to work late and wreck their their lives
and become old men
by Anonymous Poet
i wish i had sucked
but instead i used my bite
unfulfillingly
by ash
everything sucks
by Anonymous Poet
my new filling broke
it seems that life is too hard
unlike dental work
by ash
grandma has a cock
grandma has a cock
grandma has a cock
by grandma has a cock of grandma has a cock
It's Sake Fest Nite!
Rajiv will cover the tab
Isn't he just great?
by WyldKyss
Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please
by Anonymous Poet
procrastinating
entertain me, grasshopper
don't want to practice
by Lauren of www.geocities.com/randomhaiku <--has a submit function!
I have greasy poo
It squirts out of my pants hard
I made it my soup
by Emperor Duckus
Egg drop soup is good
Actually, it get's old... fast
I hate egg drop soup
by JD
Drop shell in backwards
Not headfirst, you idiot
Anyone see the groom?
by Odd Parody
What did crockpot do?
Are you in pottery class
or just subversion?
by WyldKyss
Who thought of crockpots?
This person should be punished
I hate the darn thing
by JD
poetry contest
"WE WILL PUBLISH ALL POEMS"
we'll see about that
by annela
My friend's last name's cool
It's Paraskevopoulos
Mine's five times shorter
by Anonymous Poet
yeah? so kill me!
by Anonymous Poet
AH! Stop with the crap!
5-7-5, it's not hard
Get it right or die!!
by JD
I don't know how to
Create a submit function
Can you teach me please?
~Lauren
by clarinettie@yahoo.com
So I visited
your site Lauren, but there is
no submit function?
what's up with that ?
by Anonymous Poet
The premise is bad,
Bad Haiku, so extra syllables
just make them ever so much badder?
by Anonymous Poet
Lauren took a pee
in a field of leeks, looking
at leeks while leaking
by Anonymous Poet
Pee beside the road
Unparalleled ecstasy
Look before you leak
by Lauren of http://geocities.com/peppermintcrack/haiku.html <---the correct url. lots of bad haikus here.
You have broken rule
Oh sacred rule of haiku
Now prepare to die
by Lauren of http://www.geocities.com/peppermintrack/haiku.html
chill out JD who
really cares how they are written?
what about 2-5-2?
by Anonymous Poet
Everyone knows that
Haiku's are 5-7-5
Write them right next time
by JD
hmm that don't make
sense, forgot the 'sweeping wide',
oh well fuck it!
by Anonymous Poet
Like a cross-eyed
janitor, he flings haiku
all over the place
by Anonymous Poet
What did the zero
say to the eight?__Hey bud!
You got a nice belt!
by Anonymous Poet
Oh Jamiroquai...
Great funky guitar goodness
But your lyrics suck
by Ben of Simpsonville, SC
ill iteration
the holes heal near my whole heel
homonymously
by ash
died at fifty two
a vietnam overdose
and i will miss him
by ap - for a comrade in arms
Editted version for clarity reasons... sorry for the inconvenience
NO! Rats are better!!
Steals and hides it under chairs
Man... How cool is that?!
by DJ JD D. of Mauldin, SC
Killer goats are dumb
Steals and hides it under chairs
Man... How cool is that?!
by DJ JD D. of Mauldin, SC
rats are not great pets
killer goats are way better
they will protect you
by mary
Rats are super pets
They're better then killer goats
They go "Squeak, queak, squeak!"
by DJ JD D. of Mauldin, SC
