Andrew McCarthy =
unattractive as they come
I'd have picked Duckie!
by Sexy Chicken of Funkytown. FK 
 
			
amoeba of love
show a little affection
'cos it's all you've got
by ash
 
			
anonymous grump
don't insult my synapses
noting the plural
by ash
 
			
i suffer daily,
oh until when i dont know
i want to scream now.
by only hope
 
			
why are we joined now,
when love has flown away high
too far to get back.
by only hope
 
			
this is too much pain.
i want to get out but cannot
beloved will hurt.
by only hope
 
			
wrestler lifts the Rock
and when he slams down, we all
cheer for him to die
by wrest ler fan
 
			
yesterday's paper 
in the next seat, no one there---
the train picks up speed....
by De Railed
 
			
but seriously,
this site is good for those with
only one brain cell.....
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
the ladies of Reny's
a store in Camden, Maine
told me I couldn't have a bag.
it's odd, because some people
like to have fun with other's
"attitudes"
by Moxie
 
			
sub-standard language
only becouse i been' fucked
go  fuck the puryears
by {sic]soma
 
			
that previopus poem
was a something "un-called" for
sorry for my shit
by [sic]soma
 
			
you fuckers are sluts
thinkning you can make poems
you aint no poet'
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
some of us dislike
this site for it's lack of respect and
general attitude
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
			
some of us dislike
mox for his lack of respect;
this sites simple rules.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
in the necessary tune
of the scapegoat
go find another game
by Moxie
 
			
No one visible up ahead,
no one approaches
from behind.
Not a footprint on the road.
Am l alone?
This much is clear--
the path the ancient
poets opened
is choked with brush,
and I've long since left 
the public thoroughfare.
by Dharmakirti
 
			
Stag and doe
hard short lives
ranging the forest for
water and grass
they don't
betray each other they're
loyal 
till death
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
moxie is the puck 
in our ice-hockey game
without him, no game
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
if i could just be
serious for a minute,
america is suck.
by LANce STORm's CHEERios
 
			
choking on a cig
indigestion has set in
i stole a lover's memory
and he hates me now
by mox brathwaite of brooklyn, ny 
 
			
What the dilly yo?
Does everyone hate Moxie?
I don't come here much
by JD
 
			
anywhere but this lame ass site.....
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
where is the party?
where are all the old posters
posting these days, huh?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
moxie has done it,
this time he has truly killed
this bad haiku site
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
FUCK OFFFFFF!!!!!! moxie!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I guess I'll have a 
the world is full of
dramas, terrors, one ways or
many, but still all
individual, "wrong or right"
by Moxie
 
			
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars 
Out here we is stoned 
Immaculate.
I'll tell you about Texas radio and the big beat
Soft driven, slow and mad
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
But I tell you this, man, I tell you this 
I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames - Alright!
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
Malkovich, Malkov-?
Malkovich, Malkovich, Mal-
Ah, yes, Malkovich...
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
why taste the real blood
fear gives us plenty fluids 
that taste like my heart
by ciax of to 
 
			
bird with beautiful
thighs, ugly crow otherwise,
eye to eye, we pause
nevermore---
by bird lover
 
			
and on the t.v.
lexx (second and third series)
were entertaining
by ash
 
			
el duderino
that was one funny movie
the coens are cool
in my opinion
the works of robert altman
deserve applause too
by ash
 
			
I liked going in
John Malkovich's mind for the
rental fee, 3 bucks...
a deal for the life
of an avante, guard
by Moxie
 
			
ok, met a mashed kitten
skirmishing pc crowd swore soft
ho, foul matey, i yowl!
an anagram of 
21331by scotch
 
			
voyeur, i vomit fame
i swill its ghostlike ebb
a meatiest plop!
(an anagram of the previous haiku, with help from www.wordsmith.org)
by scotch
 
			
My favourite movie
Is still The Big Lebowski
It appeals to me
by Janis
 
			
well, it would be odd
to pray against monopoly
but that I shall do...
by Moxie
 
			
			
to glue bone to bone
now that's what i'd call useful
if somewhat too late
by ash
 
			
that was funny :P
hmm, canadian nirvana
a bit of snow, add Mike myers
yeah baby, liberation in the
great white north?
of aroostook county
by Moxie
 
			
Speaking of gluing
Here is a nice handy guide
For what sticks to what
by Janis
 
			
actually I won't
being broken, trying to 
break others, into self
glued back together
forgotten and begotten
by Moxie
 
			
I shall break you, ap...
by Moxie
 
			
reacting to the
old scapegoat , the thing kicks back
and takes the sinners
with him, over the cliff edge
by Moxie
 
			
the west is the best
jimmy forgot that earth is
an elliptoid
we are all the same
music television is
not quite right i guess
by dadam of west 
 
			
crunching their wafers
slurping down the altar wine
pardon such manners
whilst far from perfect
by swallowing your story
all is forgiven
by ash
 
			
baby oh baby
you are the cutest thing known
but not your nappy
by ash