haiku haiku hi
coo coo haiku gone kookoo
whang dang goddam clang !

i lie here in bed
with my fingers in my pussy
dreaming about you

i do love my man
and i take good care of him
cum recepticle

double your pleasure
ride the baloney-pony
and get your throat fucked

you call me a whore
but who here is the real whore?
i know some man sluts

i want a gang bang
my hungry hole is growling
for hot thick man meat

delicious friction
the mounds of flesh hug the shaft
a perfect tit fuck

Hey Censor sensor...
You say Spongebob is the best?
What u smoke? I want.

OMFG! Dyam!
Where'd you get this mistletoe?
That was some mad head!

Bug spray, turtle, torch,
random move, parachute, key!
Bell, bacon/pancakes.

You wanna go out?
We can go eat at Shoney's--
my dad will drive us.

Here, have a bacon!
Bring that shit over here, eh?!
The bacon loves it!!!

Get out of my face!
My raging testosterone
Tells me to kill you!!

you know you want it
your eyes tell me you want it
no salad for you

high coo'....Coo', i'm high.
this weed stuff is off the hook.
i'm high, i make haikus

Is it spelt "Haiku"?
Why can't I spell it "High Coo"???
Dumb as a fence post...

she struggles to say
that she just wants to be "friends"
fucking craptastic!!

see the color red
the smell of fish in the air
tampons in my mouth

Why they call my name???
I hope I'm not in trouble.
My fate is unclear.

those 2 stupid whores
Britney & Christina
i banged both of them

If it be monkey
Or it is not a monkey
I still gonna kill

dumping ground for cum
my personal punching bag
i do luv mah bitch

It was Christmas time.
Mistletoe over our heads.
She blow me instead.

I ran out of mom
and sex references for
my haikus......oh well....:(

Why i no get sound?
My speakers must not be on.
Fuck, they ain't plugged in.

the smarts, not the gays
is what deez peeps got here
games and the sex. tro.

Yay! Incest is best!
Hot diggity-dog shiznit!
I'm fucking my Mom!

Sunshine is without.
I sure want that game. The one:
Mario Sunshine.

Number One Stunna,
Spongebob Squarepants is the best.
Well, Invader Zim.

I ate some weed and
got high. I smoked a gallon
of that shit too. Tight!

Shit, i hear the cops.
What we gon' do wid dis weed?
It's simple: smoke dat.

Shorty got a car.....
Someone need to smack dat hoe
in her fuckin' mouf.

marcia brady's nose
kissed by a football
dateless nut knocker

Eat your green boogers
They look good stuck in your teeth
No calories here

My sides are hurting
From laughing at these writings -
Haikus now are BAD.

pathetic poets
oh that you could move readers
like you jiggle meat

It sure takes a man
to insult and make the fun
a man like your mom

thank yuou my good sir.
i raelly appreiciate
a fine audience!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

it's really special
that all you can talk about
is urine and shit

I'm the Great and Mighty
Poo and I'm going to throw
my shit at you. Twat!

Spacemen floating by,
up and down the sidewalk, take
a doo doo pie. *sniff*

I see Marvin House
he make a poem bout sex
what a noble man

if it a snow globe
even a hand made sweater
thank you grandmother

Dude I just got laid!
Dont believe me? Smell my dick!
I snuck to her room!

Lemme hit that blunt.
We go out, i stuff ur cunt
and smoke some refer.

that bitch wife of yours
called the cops on me again!
someday ill bang her.

You are an angel.
Perfection in human form.
I want me in you.

The back door dirt shoot
a slide from your back door that
has some dirt on it.

i feel my member
its rising, confined by pants
i unzip and hold

Buzz goes the small bees
a fuse sparks in the night sky
You might get the die!