With a soft touch and
a needle, i can get you
addicted to drugs.

THESE SUCK: ash sucks and
Boobie Kennedy sucks too
so does The Great Went

polar bears gather
aurora borealis
pass me a Coke, dude

i'm falling head first
into a torrid romance
brain in my penis

people run screaming
Tokyo is on fire
Godzilla is back!!

dancing in the club
the sweat is pouring off me
dancing on the edge

Sorry for your loss,
Death is always very near,
Seek comfort in God

today i am sad
my uncle died this morning
cancer is the worst
:(

hit and run words hit
and run, not seen , just spewed on walls
dreams of anger

under the arches
in my wired cuneiform
is something's a foot ?

I mumbled something.
With a gun in your mouth, you
just speak in vowels.

ornamental plum
blushing pink in my courtyard
the wind is frigid

crackbabies crying
mommy's in the alley, kid
sucking cock again

bukkake my face
if you're not sure what that is
i'll glady explain...

the fat lady dies
and goes to Hostess Heaven
where's the creme filling???

the fat blob chases
the ice cream man through the town
Rosie would be proud

my Mom has told me
my skull is filled with dark thoughts
am i a shit head?

my head is buzzing
there is a pain on my tongue
eating bees is bad

my angel is near
her hand is in my pocket
give back my wallet!!

keep staring at me
i will gut you like a fish
then i'll stare at you

Scientology
L.Ron.Hubbard fantasy
fake church made millions

OT level three
means operating thetan
leave body behind

show me now show me
knock hats off at ten paces
its all just bullshit

Ninja's got mad skillz.
Run along roof in daylight.
Flip down and kill whites.

Anna Gatlin is
best. She's the light of my life.
Viva la Anna!

It's just wrong to make
fun of his girlfriend. He blow
you up. She's cross-eyed!!!!!!!

Ninja need get disk.
Mad bomber and cop. FUCK PLOT!
Ninja verse Ninja!!!!!!!

Chinese breakfast of
eggs. Suspenseful ketchep drops.
Hot damn! Foreshadow!

Your eyes are like stars
Twinkleing far in the sky
Suck me beautiful!

Sixty-something old,
white ninja can't fight for shit.
Gay sword chops....THREE MORE!!!!!

You need to work on
your ninja kung-fu and then
I'll let you fight me.

You want a sandwich?
Why don't you get out of here.
It's ok, dad's here.

The Hobbits are off
To the Great House of Elrond.
Rivendell kicks ass.

Daddy, Daddy! He put
flowers in my hair and made
me drink grape juice! Wah!

you motherfucker!
i can't believe you did this!
but then i love you...

Follow directions
First- think of a Bad Haiku
Then- release it here

The playground is full
Of screaming, whining children
Our future looks grim...

Can't handle the truth?
Your Mom said you were handsome
Little rat-faced git!

Scientology
Cruise, Travolta & Elfman
Overpaid nut jobs

My brain is so full
Fillling my eyes with pictures
Every single night.

Big collage
little pebblesunexepected
icream in my
coffee

Ninja fights ninja.
Bomber molests little boy.
The ninja kung-fu.

porn on my tv
looks better on DVD
than videotape

a slack jawed yokel
pushing a cart thru Wal-Mart
pickled pigs feet sale

damn- my rubber broke!
don't want kids or a disease
grandma's got a cock

lying to the cops
makes me feel like a tough guy
stick it to the man

paws grip my flesh tight
doggie hips buck back and forth
stop humping my leg!!!!

damn- she's on the rag
better stay out of her way
a Kotex nightmare

breast feed in public
what do i care? go ahead
whip out those puppies!

piss and moan all day
nobody likes you at all
take a Midol, bitch

i know iv says stuff
i can make it up to you?
damn cat still stratch me

hmmm, head with this bitsh
why she stop for a minute?
i fires shots up nose