summer is fading
green grass turns to dark blackboard
another school year
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA 
 
			
had a great birthday
leapt from Sa
by mellie
 
			
Tyrone, you are crazed
i hope you have a nice week
without my presence.
by octavia of New York, NY 
 
			
Tyrone, you are crazed
i hope you have a nice week
without my presence.
by octavia of New York, NY 
 
			
wet paint on canvas
smooth brush strokes form a vision
waiting to be judged
by The Great Went of Canada 
 
			
roaring traffic jam
ten more miles to the beach
my tan turns to burn
by The Great Went of Canada 
 
			
Shit Lips thinks *I* suck???
oh boo-hoo, no one loves YOU
call someone who cares...
by The Great Went of Canada 
 
			
dear homo McCoy
you have swallowed too much sperm
pathetic shit stain
by Boobie Kennedy
 
			
THESE SUCK: Lips McCoy sucks and    
Lips McCoy sucks too   
so does Lips McCoy   
by Boobie Kennedy
 
			
so you say we suck
but i say each to their own
it's all bad haiku
by ash
 
			
a gentle breeze comes
like the indian, he cries
burning trouser winds
by Lips McCoy
 
			
I bet you could fit
a football, if not two in
that bitches drool hole
by Shizzo Bot of God sock 
 
			
With your pale white skin
You better cover yo ass
Or you will hate life
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Fucking Dammit Socking 
 
			
			
oh shizzo, today,
i saw fucking huge birds nest
it was pretty big
by Lips McCoy of actually Minowo Arakawa! 
 
			
With a soft touch and
a needle, i can get you 
addicted to drugs.
by Shizzo Bot of Stumping Sock it 
 
			
THESE SUCK: ash sucks and 
Boobie Kennedy sucks too
so does The Great Went
by Lips McCoy
 
			
polar bears gather
aurora borealis
pass me a Coke, dude
by The Great Went of Canada 
 
			
i'm falling head first
into a torrid romance
brain in my penis
by The Great Went of Canada 
 
			
people run screaming
Tokyo is on fire
Godzilla is back!!
by The Great Went of Canada 
 
			
dancing in the club
the sweat is pouring off me
dancing on the edge
by The Great Went of Canada 
 
			
Sorry for your loss,
Death is always very near,
Seek comfort in God
by Tea of HI 
 
			
today i am sad
my uncle died this morning
cancer is the worst
:(
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
hit and run words hit
and run, not seen , just spewed on walls
dreams of anger
by Moxie
 
			
under the arches
in my wired cuneiform
is something's a foot ?
by ash
 
			
I mumbled something.
With a gun in your mouth, you
just speak in vowels.
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC 
 
			
ornamental plum
blushing pink in my courtyard
the wind is frigid
by ash
 
			
crackbabies crying
mommy's in the alley, kid
sucking cock again
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood 
 
			
bukkake my face
if you're not sure what that is
i'll glady explain...
by Boobie Kennedy
 
			
the fat lady dies
and goes to Hostess Heaven
where's the creme filling???
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA 
 
			
the fat blob chases
the ice cream man through the town
Rosie would be proud
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA 
 
			
my Mom has told me
my skull is filled with dark thoughts
am i a shit head?
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA 
 
			
my head is buzzing
there is a pain on my tongue
eating bees is bad
by Spanky Alfalfa of the treehouse 
 
			
my angel is near
her hand is in my pocket
give back my wallet!!
by Spanky Alfalfa of the treehouse 
 
			
keep staring at me
i will gut you like a fish
then i'll stare at you
by Spanky Alfalfa of the treehouse 
 
			
Scientology
L.Ron.Hubbard fantasy
fake church made millions
OT level three
means operating thetan
leave body behind
show me now show me
knock hats off at ten paces
its all just bullshit
by bad haiku addict of workinglate 
 
			
Ninja's got mad skillz.
Run along roof in daylight.
Flip down and kill whites.
by #1 stunna of g-twon. yes that's spelled right. 
 
			
Anna Gatlin is
best. She's the light of my life.
Viva la Anna!
by Will of grenvile 
 
			
It's just wrong to make
fun of his girlfriend. He blow
you up. She's cross-eyed!!!!!!!
by #1 stunna of g-town 
 
			
Ninja need get disk.
Mad bomber and cop. FUCK PLOT!
Ninja verse Ninja!!!!!!!
by #1 stunna of g-town 
 
			
Chinese breakfast of
eggs. Suspenseful ketchep drops.
Hot damn! Foreshadow!
by #1 stunna of g-cuz 
 
			
Your eyes are like stars
Twinkleing far in the sky
Suck me beautiful!
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Fuck Dammit 
 
			
Sixty-something old,
white ninja can't fight for shit.
Gay sword chops....THREE MORE!!!!!
by #1 stunna of g-town 
 
			
You need to work on
your ninja kung-fu and then
I'll let you fight me.
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit SOCK! 
 
			
You want a sandwich?
Why don't you get out of here.
It's ok, dad's here.
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit 
 
			
The Hobbits are off
To the Great House of Elrond.
Rivendell kicks ass.
by #1 stunna of g-town holla 
 
			
Daddy, Daddy! He put
flowers in my hair and made
me drink grape juice! Wah!
by Tardy Chink Kid (aka #1 stunna) of g-town 
 
			
you motherfucker!
i can't believe you did this!
but then i love you...
by Daren of 515 
 
			
Follow directions
First- think of a Bad Haiku
Then- release it here
by The Great Went of Canada 
 
			
The playground is full
Of screaming, whining children
Our future looks grim...
by The Great Went of Canada