Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
some mean more some suck
flaming good bloke boring well
ash still burning hot
Haiku # 21711 August 17, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by mellie
ah so now I'm old
eh soaking sun nipples hard
life freezing water

wine bread pussy warm
lie facing south dreamtime sand
sun volley balls boys

breasts and bottoms shine
barely a breeze gentle waves
better not bitter
Haiku # 21710 August 17, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by mellie
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21708 August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21707 August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21706 August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21705 August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21704 August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21703 August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21702 August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21701 August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21700 August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21699 August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21698 August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21697 August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21696 August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21695 August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21694 August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21693 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21692 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21691 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21690 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21689 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21688 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21687 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21686 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21685 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21684 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21683 August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21682 August 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21681 August 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21680 August 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21679 August 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21678 August 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sorry, that actually read :

*sigh!* repeats again
you could be on the t.v.
or bad chemicals

but i used the less than / greater than for brackets, which made my sigh disappear
unlike you, who makes me sigh yet again
Haiku # 21677 August 17, 2002 6:09 am ET
by ash
repeats again
you could be on the t.v.
or bad chemicals
Haiku # 21676 August 17, 2002 6:07 am ET
by ash
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21675 August 17, 2002 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21674 August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21673 August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21672 August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21671 August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21670 August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21669 August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21668 August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21667 August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21666 August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21665 August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21664 August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21663 August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21662 August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21661 August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet