OOO, i see a big
damn ting, oh it freakin me out
i so high now, damn i gonna go
watch a movie. hope it is like a fuckin trip on somfing. if it no is i fihand a fldfamc and gpie.

We may be confused
But inside, we know that it
is a very good thing.

and lo it's the end,
the curtains flappz with *sloppsh* noise
of knob pulling out

a string i see there
what can you do sometimes? hmmm
lasso a baby

I send you Kool-Aid
Worship me you dumb heathens
Mwahahahaha

Oh no, cold oatmeal
Eating me: I'm serious
Run away, fool AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

cryptic mail package
newspapers from far away
greetings from la monde

cold autumn winds blow
OMG dude, i make a short film
check out! too many sylabbers

mellie is correct
dont hang around a red bum
cause they been drinking

Calvino, sitting
On a carpet of leaves, says
"Where is the ending?"

I need to sock now
take me away, i have much
to get off my chest

cold white winter comes
where do the red bums go then?
red cheeks fireside

old days old same old
ways not forgotten red bums
lying in the sand

Bitch-kickin' (one syllable so say fast) Barbie queen no money!

Armless I stand Gucci Foo'

Mcgreggor Rising

whistle down the wind
the road before me unknown
the past lies behind

i had to cum here
this place just radiates "GAY"
like San Francisco

Princess Diana
haunting the streets of Paris
no papparazzi

Charlton's senile
hands off you damn dirty ape!
give me back my gun

if you wait too long
the screensaver will come on
and you'll miss something...

i want to know you
you may not want to know me
but you have no choice

defending what's mine
i will grind you into dust
you do not exsist

gone to a party
potato chips, but NO dip!
i went home early

oh, the jealous rage
it's a seething mad beast, son
eating you alive

I like this poet
with no name. Anonymous
said to give mad head.

*YAWN*
all you people have BIG PENISES
especially that Lips fellow, i hear its tremendous
one might even venture to say it was 9 1/2'' softy

now here that sytel
chips, first put in front AC
blows dust off too salts

*YAWN*
Hey, im sorry about all the haikus before,
i'm just socially inept.

(with negro accent)
I never seen a baby
move THAT fast, Great Went

I am so confused.
Why does planters now put an
easy open top?

twitching crack babies!
my credit card is missing
so is my girlfriend!

more insane drivel
who is this ANON M. ASS?
flaming pile of shit

some mean more some suck
flaming good bloke boring well
ash still burning hot

ah so now I'm old
eh soaking sun nipples hard
life freezing water

wine bread pussy warm
lie facing south dreamtime sand
sun volley balls boys

breasts and bottoms shine
barely a breeze gentle waves
better not bitter

*YAWN*
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