Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Shizzo bot and Lips
McCoy are haiku geni.
Sons, pimp tight holler.
McCoy are haiku geni.
Sons, pimp tight holler.
by of g-tone
That bird's a liar.
Don't listen to what he says!
Hang up dat phone, bird!
Don't listen to what he says!
Hang up dat phone, bird!
by of g-hizzy
Welcome to my show!
(7 syllable pause)
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
(7 syllable pause)
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
by of g-holla
That's a hairy bug!
You could make a coat with him...
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
You could make a coat with him...
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
by of g-house
pierced clit I scream
mine is just fine real swell thanks
more cock haiku please
mine is just fine real swell thanks
more cock haiku please
by
scratching my ballsack,
find some scaly crust and sigh,
life's simple pleasures!
pierced clit ehh? more clit haiku please :)
find some scaly crust and sigh,
life's simple pleasures!
pierced clit ehh? more clit haiku please :)
by
The four padded walls
Having tea with Mariah
Lost in the madness
Having tea with Mariah
Lost in the madness
by of the backyard
Crazy as it seems
I dream when i am awake
Sleep doth not touch me
I dream when i am awake
Sleep doth not touch me
by of the backyard
Nail polish is wet
Ten glistening splashes of red
Thorns among the rose
Ten glistening splashes of red
Thorns among the rose
by of the backyard
Major annoyance
People selling door-to-door
A new religion
People selling door-to-door
A new religion
by of the backyard
This place really reeks
A foul stench covers all
clean up you douchebags
A foul stench covers all
clean up you douchebags
by of the backyard
YOU CHEATED ON ME!!
DIRTY, LYING FUCKING PRICK!!
I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!
DIRTY, LYING FUCKING PRICK!!
I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!
by
Sock to the hand son
Cause I ain't wanna hear it
and you shoots the spit
Cause I ain't wanna hear it
and you shoots the spit
by of God Man, Sock Dammit
a tingly feeling
cold hard steel enters pink flesh
i've got my clit pierced!
cold hard steel enters pink flesh
i've got my clit pierced!
by
crack & heroin
my angeldust fantasy
drug whore chic is in
my angeldust fantasy
drug whore chic is in
by
my juices are flowing
my teats are expressing milk
climax cumming soon!
my teats are expressing milk
climax cumming soon!
by
erotic art come
gaze with me lick lips with me
re-tiling bathroom
come soak in my tub
come get wet with me just cum
mellie is ready
gaze with me lick lips with me
re-tiling bathroom
come soak in my tub
come get wet with me just cum
mellie is ready
by
whenever you build home
you must suck it and build it
around lovely moan
you must suck it and build it
around lovely moan
by
what rotten filth here
talk of cunts, cocks & assholes
i am AROUSED
:)
talk of cunts, cocks & assholes
i am AROUSED
:)
by
Yummy meat from pig
Fills my senses, sex no match
Bacon, I am yours
Fills my senses, sex no match
Bacon, I am yours
by
Enlightenment blinds
The light not meant for mortals
Like moths those who seek
The light not meant for mortals
Like moths those who seek
by of California
Broken Thoughts plague me
Friends turn into enemies
I do not understand
Friends turn into enemies
I do not understand
by of California
Shooting star shine bright
Burn bright, fall fast little star
Bottom they shall hit
Burn bright, fall fast little star
Bottom they shall hit
by of California
the blood of the grape
is best left where it cannot
stain one's memory
is best left where it cannot
stain one's memory
by
Slash dot come here soon
People rush to post a post
FIRST POST BI-A-TCHES!
People rush to post a post
FIRST POST BI-A-TCHES!
by of Canada
Bubbly green raindrops
May float up to the pink sun
When the Muse comes through
(Eric Shapiro is the author
of SHORT OF A PICNIC)
May float up to the pink sun
When the Muse comes through
(Eric Shapiro is the author
of SHORT OF A PICNIC)
by of Hollywood, CA
tits thrust in my face
silicone suffication
what a way to go...
silicone suffication
what a way to go...
by of Hollywood, CA
in the bush a cat
sits ready to pounce on prey,
deep undercover
sits ready to pounce on prey,
deep undercover
by of Jerzey
Heather, you are so
amazing, suck the wee and
deepthroat it too??? WOW!
amazing, suck the wee and
deepthroat it too??? WOW!
by of Stump Sock Dammit
anonymus, hmmm
i know who it was you know
cause i dissed them ;)
i know who it was you know
cause i dissed them ;)
by
dang, when i put your
hand on the knob, keep it there
shots up nose again
hand on the knob, keep it there
shots up nose again
by
i see SNL
see rachael dratch, you'd hit her?
i would, maybe not
see rachael dratch, you'd hit her?
i would, maybe not
by
I called Jenni on
my celly. I say, "your num-
ber is on kazaa."
my celly. I say, "your num-
ber is on kazaa."
by of Stump Sock Dammit
OOO, i see a big
damn ting, oh it freakin me out
i so high now, damn i gonna go
watch a movie. hope it is like a fuckin trip on somfing. if it no is i fihand a fldfamc and gpie.
damn ting, oh it freakin me out
i so high now, damn i gonna go
watch a movie. hope it is like a fuckin trip on somfing. if it no is i fihand a fldfamc and gpie.
by of bong, oots i mean Sock
We may be confused
But inside, we know that it
is a very good thing.
But inside, we know that it
is a very good thing.
by of God Man, Sock
and lo it's the end,
the curtains flappz with *sloppsh* noise
of knob pulling out
the curtains flappz with *sloppsh* noise
of knob pulling out
by
a string i see there
what can you do sometimes? hmmm
lasso a baby
what can you do sometimes? hmmm
lasso a baby
by
I send you Kool-Aid
Worship me you dumb heathens
Mwahahahaha
Worship me you dumb heathens
Mwahahahaha
by
Oh no, cold oatmeal
Eating me: I'm serious
Run away, fool AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Eating me: I'm serious
Run away, fool AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
by
cryptic mail package
newspapers from far away
greetings from la monde
newspapers from far away
greetings from la monde
by
cold autumn winds blow
OMG dude, i make a short film
check out! too many sylabbers
OMG dude, i make a short film
check out! too many sylabbers
by
mellie is correct
dont hang around a red bum
cause they been drinking
dont hang around a red bum
cause they been drinking
by
Calvino, sitting
On a carpet of leaves, says
"Where is the ending?"
On a carpet of leaves, says
"Where is the ending?"
by of Man, Sock Dammit
I need to sock now
take me away, i have much
to get off my chest
take me away, i have much
to get off my chest
by of Dammit Stump Man, SOCK!
cold white winter comes
where do the red bums go then?
red cheeks fireside
where do the red bums go then?
red cheeks fireside
by
old days old same old
ways not forgotten red bums
lying in the sand
ways not forgotten red bums
lying in the sand
by
Bitch-kickin' (one syllable so say fast) Barbie queen no money!
Armless I stand Gucci Foo'
Mcgreggor Rising
Armless I stand Gucci Foo'
Mcgreggor Rising
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