Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...

Haikuminator
a.k.a. newkidvoodoo
lame imitation

don't be mad at me
that your only talent is
chomping on ballsacks

i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.

the rim of the cock
creates vacuum in my throat,
sucks out my insides.

with bone in bunghole,
i dance like a popsicle.
popsicle of poop.

pry open my mouth.
pleaser of men, i am Lips.
my tonsils are sore.

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator

that is all...

HAIL ME, YOU FOOLS!!!!
BEND OVER AND SPREAD FOR THE
KING OF COCKSUCKERS!!!!

my secret is out!!
it's true, i have PENIS BREATH!!
my mouths a sperm bank!!

Haikuminator
he'll suck you for five dollars
a toothless gumjob

all hail the new bitch!!
he brings his foul stench here
finger up his ass

once in a while
you need a bit of the old
ultra-violent

mutated haiku,
ancient japanese art form
smell the aroma

bathe in my urine,
gobbler of the horse penis!
i will eat your kids.

get off the monkey!
can't you see it has acne?
butter my nutsack.

lipstick gristle-bitch,
all shall kneel before the new
master of haiku

now, for those who doubt,
brace for the coming of the
Haikuminator.

haiku is a tool.
i use it only for good,
never for evil.

why do i have suck?
i am sorry i scare you
with my haiku skill.

i suck at haiku?
i think you are mistaken.
wrestler of pole.

h00R@Y F0R 7h3 f@g
BiG @Id$ iNf3c73D @$5H0L3
Cl3@N uP 7H3 cum, fR3@k

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Bob
stunna
ALL Anonymous Poets

Once again Robert
You have proven to be gay
Just keep it that way

I love beans, WHOo-HOo
I love beans, how about you?
Oh, you don't like beans.....

Micah has no cord
To edit his video
It is only porn

To me or not to me
That's it
I sware

Teleportation:
Electo-mechanical
Transpositioning.

Merrily, Merri-
ly, Merrily, Merrily,
Life is but a dream.

dictators hero
bruised fingers, garth algar hair
i'd like to go there

I don't know Terrance...
maybe if I looked closer
*FART* hahahahaha!

Hey Phillip... what's this?
something is definitely
crawling on my ass

Hahahahaha!
Ha ha ha hahaha HA!
You guys are silly.

Oh great, Sixty Eight
You do me, I'll owe you one
I love to get head

"eat my cunt!", she said
"use your tongue on my hot box!"
Mom is so bossy...

the dick cannot be limp
haiku makes my cock erect
recieve my warm gift

cop pulled me over
he will forget the ticket
if i suck his dick

i grab for his gun
pump 2 slugs into his brain
a bullet blowjob

type with your limp dick
squat & shit on your keyboard
smell your dirty words

i send haiku twice,
fuck i am a stupid dick.
will go kill self now.

bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.

bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.

We love bad haikus
They give us allot of joy
Haiku's impeed work

haiku for money?
you bet you sweet ass i will!
buy girlfriend implants.

Justin complains here
About Bob's Bad Haiku posts
That is funny, eh?

Bob you are a geek
You write these crappy haikus
That shows pure geekism

These co-workers here
A bunch of computer geeks
Am I a geek too?

An ugly threesome
Is better than none at all
Just do it to them

midget trims my pubes,
she's so short, dong hits her face.
black eye, bloody nose.

hey! quadriplegic!
trying to get your groove on?
go get a wheelchair.

shit - nearly got out...
this site is like a black hole
so much density

my diagnosis:
small cranium, big failure
go kill yourself now