i comprend se

I think that was my
Americanized Spanish
for masturbation.

Sons, we all need to
calm down. I think this calls for
a "wanko breako"

is the wind bitter,
is it full of the pollen,
of some poison plant?

or is it just cold,
blowing out of some barren,
and icy landscape?

the rustle of leaves
pages of an empty book
blown by bitter wind

oooh...listen to you
where shall i pin the medal?
ASH = "i have no life"

here before you came
here after you go away
it's not a contest

who really cares which
is the "REAL" one
you're both retarded

FUCK OFF IMPOSTER!!
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO
YOU'RE "REAL" - REALLY LAME!!

get a life creep

ha- what an Ash-hole
why don't we all ignore him?
Ash is such a troll

au contraire, dear ash
the irony was not lost
you colossal bore!

imitating you
is hardly a compliment
get the irony???

Haikuminator=1 ash=0

such imitation
whilst sincerely flattering
missed the irony

bitter and boring
completely predictable
here comes ash again.....

bitter and boring
completely predictable
here it comes again.....

blithely transcendent
i ignore such bad haiku
which is worse than bad

Smellie, you fucktard
>YOU< are what's wrong here
goddamn Hooverhead

switch your "suck" to "blow"
you gimpy, tit-knocking twat
piece of useless shit

I just like saying
I dont give a rat

what has happened here?
all this hate & cruelty
you should be ashamed!

haikus are peaceful
please try to find your way back
to decency soon!

C'est vrai! Le fran

hey ASStahari
LaFayette was a pussy!!
suck on my oui-oui

those friggin' French skeeves
don't get me started on them
smelly subhumans...

Beaudelaire old pal
you tell the same stories in
frenchier words, that's it.

hey Leviculus
nice attempt to be profound
you backwards hayseed

you have fallen short
with your tail between your legs
disgraceful exit

(with a fava bean up your ass)

haughty as the mouse
pleased with new morsels pilfered!
-before the cat springs-

and now quick springing
claws deep. maw dripping. with Bob.
[and fresh FAVA beans]

in this dungeon hell
foul lash of your tutelage
slow...i awaken...

...what now before me,
slithering and drunk with self?
can flatulence speak?

Hannibal? Who's he?
Would he make good espresso?
-Alright, I confess

listen, Hannibal
it's "FAVA BEANS"- jesus christ!!
get it right, shitbrains

telemarketers
chianti and java beans
go well together

silicone towers
i must climb those twin beauties
to the cherry top

my phone is ringing
telemarketers from hell
dinner is ruined

skin peels from the bone
destructive wind, blazing heat
nuclear nightmare

heat of the jungle
gorilla tits in the mist
suckle me, Tarzan

listen here fuck-face
stay an anonymous slut
nothing but chump change

bouncing cheerleader
did you forget something, dear?
feel the beaver breeze

night begins to fall
bright white stars, blinding beauty
damn, my ass itches...

unacceptable
ash- don't blame a lack of sleep
on your shortcomings

quite disappointing
take dad's dick from your mouth and
focus on WRITING!!!!

so sorry anon
incisive edge blunted by
sleep deprivation

when lips squats to pee
somehow he looks like a chair
that fat chicks sit on

....and learn to how to count:(

limp wristed skank boy
bustin' in like "hey kool-ade!"
looking to eat jiz.

i heard the penis
mightier than the sword
i must clean my ears

poor brain damaged ash
you have really lost your edge
razor wit is gone...
:(

button those coy lips
spitting new updated sucks
you suck : that is all

eww, you make tits sound really gross

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:

stunna (you DO suck, son)
BukkakeSan
ray
Leviculus
onjaysun
Betty LeBomb
Bob
Haiuminator
newkidvoodoo
mastahari
ash (as always)

Leviculus: goof
yet he worships the masters'
fetid putrescence

Please teach him shit
for brains he has none Of the
class of the masters

Did someone order
a case of forties up in
here? We did, NEEGA!!!!!

There used to be cool
haikus on dis page. It's up
to Shizzo, Lips, I.

Holly snap old sons!
A Lips imposter there is.
He never say I suck.

your mother, a dog;
oddly missionary style
and i have pictures

40 drops from hand
shattered glass and frothy beer
cover my fly kicks