poor brain damaged ash
you have really lost your edge
razor wit is gone...
:(

button those coy lips
spitting new updated sucks
you suck : that is all

eww, you make tits sound really gross

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:

stunna (you DO suck, son)
BukkakeSan
ray
Leviculus
onjaysun
Betty LeBomb
Bob
Haiuminator
newkidvoodoo
mastahari
ash (as always)

Leviculus: goof
yet he worships the masters'
fetid putrescence

Please teach him shit
for brains he has none Of the
class of the masters

Did someone order
a case of forties up in
here? We did, NEEGA!!!!!

There used to be cool
haikus on dis page. It's up
to Shizzo, Lips, I.

Holly snap old sons!
A Lips imposter there is.
He never say I suck.

your mother, a dog;
oddly missionary style
and i have pictures

40 drops from hand
shattered glass and frothy beer
cover my fly kicks

thirteen gorgeous whores
bottle of dom perignon
credit card's stolen

in the realm of gods
the ale runs like tap water
and we all get laid

my god, what the fuck
you illiterate assholes?
you all make me sick

grab a clue peasant
before I'm forced to get down
on your doo doo brown

you slurp on slut slime
swallow vagina vikings
truckstop prostitute

Lips McCoy drops trou
his voluminous daiper
holds a tiny prick

My trousers hold one
long like the anaconda
or Indy's bullwhip

Bob, i've had enough
political correctness...
EAT SHIT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!

oh, Liveculus
where do you get your wit from?
your Hemorrhoids?

nobody asked you
go choke on a fratatta
you cheese chomping gook!!

Well, "I before E"
I did not know that iether.
How sceintific

anceint glaceirs sieze
haceindas of liesure
my consceince now clear

Well Damn I'm guessing
With peeing and stuff, I ain't
At the right parties!

i would say something
but i should shut the fuck up
i'm a worthless whore

only if I spelt
as well as you suck dick, Bob
that would be something

i will try harder
right after i get through with
raping your grandma

it's "I" before "E",
except after "C", you dolt!!
"RECEIVE"... duh, moron

LINE UP TO RECIEVE
MY GOLDEN SHOWER OF LOVE
OPEN YOUR MOUTHS WIDE!!

LAP UP MY URINE
IT WILL HELP YOU IDIOTS
WRITE BETTER HAIKUS!!

now i have to pee
a penis is in my ass!!
ow, Dad! OW!! OW!! OW!!

Now I have to Pee.
But my ass is stuck in chair.
No. No. No. No. Damn.

Mountain Dew Code Red
Caffeine Buzz Frying my Brain
Now I have to Pee.

hey there onjaysun
i like your observations
now, fuck off & die!!

Players and owners
Can't get along, kinda like
KidVooDoo and Pals

shut up you pathetic bunch of whining whores

NewKidVoodoo Please!
Bob Imposter Insults You
Lips will be destroyed!

don't dis hollywood
he used to give great haiku
now he's turned to crime?

At elevation
Twelve thousand five hundred feet
Lake Titicaca

Poops has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.

ah, newkidpoopoo
your haikus are so cutting
just like a blank fart

mr. poopypants
poor saggy-titted old whore
that nobody loves

Very bad, Haiku!
You bark when you should not have.
Now sit, Haiku, SIT!

swiss knives are the best
swiss chocolate is the best
fascism rulez too

bad haiku people
(un)necessary roughness
no place for niceguys

simple things boring
complicated things boring
come entertain us

AWWW! that was so sweet!
i will be more sensitive
to others feelings.

calm and friendly shake
my hand and let us be friends
no more bad words, pal

Lips has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.

something i noticed:
lips takes this seriously.
i will buy a gun.

auf sieben trockne
folgen doch sieben feuchte
kraftausdr

the gloves have come off,
now i have insulted bob.
i am not afraid.

bob proofreads my work,
i pay him with lots of sperm.
he needs it to live.

imagination:
it is not something Lips has...
so therefore he cheats.

HEY YOU 2 DIPSHITS
"LOOSING" IS SPELT WITH ONE "O"
ILLITERATE FUCKS!

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.