LINE UP TO RECIEVE
MY GOLDEN SHOWER OF LOVE
OPEN YOUR MOUTHS WIDE!!
LAP UP MY URINE
IT WILL HELP YOU IDIOTS
WRITE BETTER HAIKUS!!
by Haikuminator
 
			
now i have to pee
a penis is in my ass!!
ow, Dad! OW!! OW!! OW!!
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
Now I have to Pee.   
But my ass is stuck in chair.
No. No. No. No. Damn.
by Leviculus
 
			
Mountain Dew Code Red
Caffeine Buzz Frying my Brain
Now I have to Pee.
by Bob
 
			
hey there onjaysun
i like your observations
now, fuck off & die!!
by Haikuminator
 
			
Players and owners
Can't get along, kinda like
KidVooDoo and Pals
by onjaysun of frogtown 
 
			
shut up you pathetic bunch of whining whores
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
NewKidVoodoo Please!
Bob Imposter Insults You
Lips will be destroyed!
by Bob
 
			
don't dis hollywood
he used to give great haiku
now he's turned to crime?
by ash
 
			
At elevation
Twelve thousand five hundred feet
Lake Titicaca
by Leviculus
 
			
Poops has gone silent.   
he has nothing more to say.   
good. his haikus suck.   
by Haikuminator
 
			
ah, newkidpoopoo
your haikus are so cutting
just like a blank fart
mr. poopypants
poor saggy-titted old whore
that nobody loves
by Haikuminator
 
			
Very bad, Haiku!
You bark when you should not have.
Now sit, Haiku, SIT!
by Leviculus
 
			
swiss knives are the best
swiss chocolate is the best
fascism rulez too
by mastahari of austria 
 
			
bad haiku people
(un)necessary roughness
no place for niceguys
by mastahari of austria 
 
			
simple things boring
complicated things boring
come entertain us
by mastahari of austria 
 
			
AWWW! that was so sweet!
i will be more sensitive
to others feelings.
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
calm and friendly shake
my hand and let us be friends
no more bad words, pal
by mastahari of austria 
 
			
Lips has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
something i noticed:
lips takes this seriously.
i will buy a gun.
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
auf sieben trockne
folgen doch sieben feuchte
kraftausdr
by mastahari of austria 
 
			
the gloves have come off,
now i have insulted bob.
i am not afraid.
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
bob proofreads my work,
i pay him with lots of sperm.
he needs it to live.
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
imagination:
it is not something Lips has...
so therefore he cheats.
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
HEY YOU 2 DIPSHITS
"LOOSING" IS SPELT WITH ONE "O"
ILLITERATE FUCKS!
by Bob
 
			
loosing sucks for me   
so i will cheat at haiku   
so no one will see.   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
loosing sucks for me   
so i will cheat at haiku   
so no one will see.   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
loosing sucks for me   
so i will cheat at haiku   
so no one will see.   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
What the hell happened?
Lips does not like our Haikus
Why is he so mean?
Lips needs to chill
Know where you can put your Lips?
I thought would know.....
by Bob
 
			
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
by Lips McCoy
 
			
i cry in the night,   
my parents have disowned me.   
i am a shemale.   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
i cry in the night,   
my parents have disowned me.   
i am a shemale.   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
i cry in the night,   
my parents have disowned me.   
i am a shemale.   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
i cry in the night,   
my parents have disowned me.   
i am a shemale.   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
Haikuminator?   
is that you that rapes my ass?   
oh, nevermind dad...   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
Haikuminator?   
is that you that rapes my ass?   
oh, nevermind dad...   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
Haikuminator?   
is that you that rapes my ass?   
oh, nevermind dad...   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
Haikuminator?   
is that you that rapes my ass?   
oh, nevermind dad...   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
Haikuminator?   
is that you that rapes my ass?   
oh, nevermind dad...   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
Haikuminator?   
is that you that rapes my ass?   
oh, nevermind dad...   
by newkidvoodoo
 
			
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
by Lips McCoy
 
			
Haikuminator
a.k.a. newkidvoodoo
lame imitation
don't be mad at me
that your only talent is
chomping on ballsacks
by Lips McCoy
 
			
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
by Lips McCoy
 
			
the rim of the cock
creates vacuum in my throat,
sucks out my insides.
by Lips McCoy
 
			
with bone in bunghole,
i dance like a popsicle.
popsicle of poop.
by Lips McCoy
 
			
pry open my mouth.
pleaser of men, i am Lips.
my tonsils are sore.
by Lips McCoy
 
			
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:    
newkidvoodoo    
Haikuminator
that is all...
by Lips McCoy
 
			
HAIL ME, YOU FOOLS!!!!
BEND OVER AND SPREAD FOR THE
KING OF COCKSUCKERS!!!!
by Haikuminator
 
			
my secret is out!!
it's true, i have PENIS BREATH!!
my mouths a sperm bank!!
by Haikuminator
 
			
Haikuminator
he'll suck you for five dollars
a toothless gumjob
all hail the new bitch!!
he brings his foul stench here
finger up his ass
by newkidvoodoo